My sister-n-law sent me this..
This is very creative:
God &Fat
>
>In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the
>Earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red
>vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy
>lives.
>
>Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's and Krispy
>Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man said
>"Yeh," and Woman said, "and another one with sprinkles." And they gained 10
>pounds. And the stockholders were very happy. And Satan smiled.
>
>And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that
>Man found so fair. Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and
>sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size
>14.
>
>So God said, "Try my fresh green salad."
>
>And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic
>toast on the side.
>
>And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
>
>God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in
>which to cook them."
>
>And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it
>needed its own platter. Hilltop Steak House thrived! And man gained more
>weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.
>
>God created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake," and
>said "it is good."
>
>Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food."
>
>God then brought running shoes so that his children might lose those extra
>pounds.
>
>And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil
>changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the
>flickering blue light and gained pounds.
>
>Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with
>nutrition.
>
>And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into
>chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.
>
>God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still
>satisfy his appetite.
>
>And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said
>“You want fries with that?" And Man replied, "Yeh! And super size 'em."
>And Satan said "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest.
>
>God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
>
>
>Then Satan created HMOs.
This is very creative:
God &Fat
>
>In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the
>Earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red
>vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy
>lives.
>
>Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's and Krispy
>Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man said
>"Yeh," and Woman said, "and another one with sprinkles." And they gained 10
>pounds. And the stockholders were very happy. And Satan smiled.
>
>And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that
>Man found so fair. Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and
>sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size
>14.
>
>So God said, "Try my fresh green salad."
>
>And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic
>toast on the side.
>
>And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
>
>God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in
>which to cook them."
>
>And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it
>needed its own platter. Hilltop Steak House thrived! And man gained more
>weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.
>
>God created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake," and
>said "it is good."
>
>Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food."
>
>God then brought running shoes so that his children might lose those extra
>pounds.
>
>And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil
>changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the
>flickering blue light and gained pounds.
>
>Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with
>nutrition.
>
>And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into
>chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.
>
>God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still
>satisfy his appetite.
>
>And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said
>“You want fries with that?" And Man replied, "Yeh! And super size 'em."
>And Satan said "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest.
>
>God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
>
>
>Then Satan created HMOs.
