Saturn plays hockey???

saturn

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I havene't been on skates since college but my wife wanted to start skating again so I bought her some new skates as a present. I decided to dig out my old skates myself. Well they've been in the closet for about 14 years and were a little hacked back then. So needless to say I needed to buy new ones. I've been out skating a couple times with my wife but my brother caught wind that I was skating again so he asked me to play hockey Sunday with the old timers.
Well I went and played. All I can say is damn my feet and calves hurt today.
I was supposed to do legs last night but after playing hockey I could hardly walk let alone do legs.
 
crankin'stein said:
LMAO.

I never stopped playing hockey.... but every year I get bigger, and every year it gets harder....

Don't they kick you out of Canada if you quit playing hockey?:D

Last time I played I was maybe 215. It must have been a site my 260-265lbs barreling down the ice.
Cool thing is right at the beginning of the game I had a little guy (170-180lbs) get in a race for the puck. There isn't supposed to be checking in the old folks leauge but he tried to put a little hit on me and just kind of bounced off crashing into the boards.:p
After that everyone kind of eased off when they got to close to me.:D
 
Man I just got a call from my wife. She wants to go skating tonight after I get done training. These people are going to kill me.

Don't they know I'm old and need my rest?

I could fall and break a hip or something.
 
crankin'stein said:
Then you'll get a nice replacement plastic hip....... I'm sure it will br great for squats..... LOL

Maybe I can get that bionic leg......They can rebuild me make me better, stronger, faster.......


Ok I'm a moron. I think I need a nap or something.
 
crankin'stein said:
Nap under your desk, thats always a good one!

No room under there.....I have that shop vac everyone is looking for hidden under there......


Don't ask why.;) :D
 
saturn said:
No room under there.....I have that shop vac everyone is looking for hidden under there......


Don't ask why.;) :D

I already know why...... You just F***in with them..... lol

So go sleep under someone elses desk... that may help to get you fired. ;)
 
crankin'stein said:
I already know why...... You just F***in with them..... lol

So go sleep under someone elses desk... that may help to get you fired. ;)

Good idea.....That hottie is ad sales is wearing a skirt today.


But I won't be sleeping.;) :D
 
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