Man Boobs.

saturn · Jan 12, 2004

There's this guy in the office here where I work that isn't really fat but he has some major man boobs. They are almost like woman's breasts except on a dude with a full beard.

It's really creaping me out.

I wan't to tell him to get some help or somthing. Every time I see him coming I want to hide under my desk.

Maybe I can just start slipping Nolva in his coffie or something.

Anadrol · Jan 12, 2004

LMAO!!

GetnBigr · Jan 12, 2004

saturn said:
Maybe I can just start slipping Nolva in his coffie or something.

not a bad idea

Bently · Jan 12, 2004

whats the matter you worried you have issues cuz he turns you on? LMAO!!!!

saturn · Jan 12, 2004

KidRok said:
whats the matter you worried you have issues cuz he turns you on? LMAO!!!!

No but he looks kind of like my old 4th grade teacher Mrs. Beazeman with the beard and all. I keep getting this picture of him in my mind wering a flowery dress and telling me that he needs to talk to my mom about my attitude in class.

Now if you will excuse me I need to go find someplace to hide and cry for a while.

Bently · Jan 12, 2004

saturn said:
No but he looks kind of like my old 4th grade teacher Mrs. Beazeman with the beard and all. I keep getting this picture of him in my mind wering a flowery dress and telling me that he needs to talk to my mom about my attitude in class.

Now if you will excuse me I need to go find someplace to hide and cry for a while.

LMAO!!!!

Skip · Jan 12, 2004

Just do this:

When you talk to him, look at his breasts the entire time. You know, like we do when we talk to women.

hehe

Skip

saturn · Jan 12, 2004

Skip said:
Just do this:

When you talk to him, look at his breasts the entire time. You know, like we do when we talk to women.

hehe

Skip

I think I do.....

I don't want him to think I'm hitting on him but it's kind of hard not to stare.

They are real freaky.

mark mcgwire · Jan 12, 2004

saturn said:
I think I do.....

I don't want him to think I'm hitting on him but it's kind of hard not to stare.

They are real freaky.

Better watch out or you be getting called to the principal's office for sexual harassment. lol!

mcinfo · Jan 12, 2004

Like meat-loaf in the Fight Club movie?

homonunculus · Jan 13, 2004

Maybe you could buy him a Man-siere for the company X-mas party next year.

Are any of the woman jealous?... LOL

-R

BiggerStronger · Jan 13, 2004

I have big pecs myself (not gyno - they're solid) and my ex-gf use to call them moobs. (Man-boobs) lol.

Girls seem to like my moobs though. I feel like a piece of meat sometimes. Damn girls are always talking to my chest. lmao!

FlexX · Jan 14, 2004

Classic!!! LMAO was reading this whole thread, then I read homonunculus's signature... Thats not the sign on the door in your office is it Saturn?!! HAHAHAHA

strider · Jan 15, 2004

LMAO you guys are funny, he maybe he is a hermaprhodite or however you spell it he has boobs and a dick..lol

I would stare at his boobs if your eyes go lower you might get in trouble... and thanks for the bad and disgusting thoughts i will need lots and lots of therapy now..

saturn · Jan 15, 2004

FlexX said:
Classic!!! LMAO was reading this whole thread, then I read homonunculus's signature... Thats not the sign on the door in your office is it Saturn?!! HAHAHAHA

Unfortunatly at my work that would keep everyone out of my office except him.

Dark Bird · Jan 15, 2004

Disturbing

jaywooly · Jan 15, 2004

How do you think he got 'em?

saturn · Jan 15, 2004

jaywooly said:
How do you think he got 'em?

I don't know....Good plastic surgeon or bad genetics I'm guessing.

homonunculus · Jan 15, 2004

Did ya hear about the guy in FL (I think) who had implant put in for some kind of a bet on a radio station - he lost and had to put in some good sized titties. He was on the Man Show, I think. Bet was for 1 year, but he kept 'em in longer - kinda friggin' strange, but I think he was making money giving interviews and being kind of a circus attraction...

-Randy

jaywooly · Jan 15, 2004

homonunculus said:
Did ya hear about the guy in FL (I think) who had implant put in for some kind of a bet on a radio station - he lost and had to put in some good sized titties. He was on the Man Show, I think. Bet was for 1 year, but he kept 'em in longer - kinda friggin' strange, but I think he was making money giving interviews and being kind of a circus attraction...

-Randy

I thought he bet someone like 50K or 25K that he would do it for a year. Yeah, he kept 'em in there. I saw that show too

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