Buffet Tips?

Do any of you have any tips you would like to share with the rest of us on how to get the most bang for your buck? Any tips on how to eat as much as you possibly can?


I have a few.


-Stay away from drinking anything until you're done eating! If you're thirsty and HAVE to have something, suck on an ice cube. And that doesn't mean an endless string of ice cubes taped to you lips.

-Stay away form excessivly salty foods and avoid puting salt on things, this will only make you thirsty (see abaove mentioned).

-Start with meats like chicken, steak, prime rib, ham, seafood, etc. Save your carbs for later, they tend to fill you up faster.

-Fuck salad

-DO NOT LOOK at the other people eating around you. They are usually fat slobs that look like shit an you may lose your appetite.

-Eat a small meal earlier in the day. If you haven't eaten anything all day you stomach seems to be shrunken a bit.


Please add to the list!!!!

Thats a pretty good list bro!

I was thinking the carb thing..... no breads or potatoes and such because they are filling, and cheap!

Can't really think of anything else...

Nice advises jay.. will keep those in mind

But if you must drink, make it a soda - a couple 100 kcal in a glass and you can put down almost a 1000 extra kcal if you want to.

-R

homonunculus said:

But if you must drink, make it a soda - a couple 100 kcal in a glass and you can put down almost a 1000 extra kcal if you want to.

-R

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Please explain furter. How does this work?

Bump for SweatMachine and others. I want tips!

If there is room for jell-o, you did not eat enough.

salisbury steak...mmmmmmmmmm

Do not attempt to gorge at a Chinese buffet, you will explode.

Don't eat the complimentary rolls with honey butter, it just uses precious space.

I actually found a buffet once that had grilled chicken breasts, I downed 7.

jaywooly said:

Please explain furter. How does this work?

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A nice tall glass of soda has about 200 kcal. Drink 4 or 5 of them and you've got an extra 800-1000 kcal!!!

-R

homonunculus said:

A nice tall glass of soda has about 200 kcal. Drink 4 or 5 of them and you've got an extra 800-1000 kcal!!!

-R

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I guess I was reading you wrong bro. I thought you meant if you drink the soda you will be able to eat more food, lol.

Bump!

Bring your own roll of toilet paper as the paper that these cheap places have, will chafe you.

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line the misses purse with ziplock bags so u can haul some home for later. i had to do this at my show when i ran out of sweet potatos!

Did u all know that at Ryan's buffet u can buy grilled chicken, cooked for u by the pound for only about 3 dollars a pound? if u dont have time to fix ur own its a lifesaver!