Okay, went out last night....

jaywooly

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We went off to this local bar. They call themselves, "Time-Out." I decided to buy a pitcher a beer and drink it myself. So I go up to the bartender and she askes me what I'm having and I reply, "I'll have a pitcher of Red Hook and a Red Bull for our DD."

She explains that she doesnt have Red Hook on tap so i ask her for a Seirra Nevada pitcher. She comes back with the goods and asks me how many cups I'd like. I tell her, "None" and grap the pitcher with my right hand and begin to drink it right in front of her. She gives me a shit eatin' grin and walkes away.

So I drink my beer and decide to have another. I get another pitcher. She again asks me how many cups I need and I again say I don't need any. I drink my beer again.

So I'm done with my second pitcher and decide I wanna drink more. I know my friends are pretty close to leaving so I order another pitcher but ask for 4 cups. I pour my drinking friends a cup each and pound the rest. Bam, we go to the grocery store.

I pick up a 12er of Red Hook ESB and go back to my house.

Moral of the story, don't buy cups or glasses of beer, they only cost too much. Buy pitchers. (You know you're going to drink 'em)
 
I still a bit drunk from last night (and it's 1:09 overe here) lol.

I am a bit dehydrated. Clen and T3 don't manage well if you binge drink.
 
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