sweatmachine
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I know all of you "bulksters" can relate to how hard it an be just to put your damn sox on when your bloated and in a liitle less than perfect shape.
I was in a hurry to get dress this morning, as I was running late. I set my clothes in a chair and ran to take a sshower. When I got out, I dried off and went to get dress. I started with my sox . I grabbed my sox and sat down in the chair and fought to put my sox on. After comming up for air a couple times I got both pairs on my feet. I stood up to get the rest of clothes that I was sitting on.
I knew I had set my under wear in the chair, but it wasnt there. Now Im in a hurry , trying not to be late, so I get a little anxious and start stomping around the house looking for my damn under wear. Im starting to get pissed, I
know I set it in the chair! I turned around, and felt something brush my leg...... I had sat down bare assed on my under wear and when I stood up it was caught in my ass crack...I was walking around with it there the whole time.....Yea, I did laugh out loud, by myself at 4am.....
Man I gotta lose some of this ass before I lose something else! My wife died laughing when I told her this story this evening.
I was in a hurry to get dress this morning, as I was running late. I set my clothes in a chair and ran to take a sshower. When I got out, I dried off and went to get dress. I started with my sox . I grabbed my sox and sat down in the chair and fought to put my sox on. After comming up for air a couple times I got both pairs on my feet. I stood up to get the rest of clothes that I was sitting on.
I knew I had set my under wear in the chair, but it wasnt there. Now Im in a hurry , trying not to be late, so I get a little anxious and start stomping around the house looking for my damn under wear. Im starting to get pissed, I
know I set it in the chair! I turned around, and felt something brush my leg...... I had sat down bare assed on my under wear and when I stood up it was caught in my ass crack...I was walking around with it there the whole time.....Yea, I did laugh out loud, by myself at 4am.....
Man I gotta lose some of this ass before I lose something else! My wife died laughing when I told her this story this evening.
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