Crank gets in a bar brawl!

Well I went to the bar last night to celebrate a couple friends birthdays..... We had a group of about 15 people or so. I was driving so I only had a couple drinks, but my gf's brother and most of his friends were pretty hammered...... My Gf's Brother almost got into it with some guy, and I stepped in between them and tried to fight the guy...... He didn't want to fight.... Some girl comes over and is standing right in front of me and telling me to leave him alone..... So my GF comes over and shoves her aside.... The first bouncer to get there is some woman.... She tells me and my gf we have to leave.... So.... I said I was just gonna get her coat.... The woman said I couldn't and grabbed my arm.... My GF slipped away to grab her coat, and I told the ladie bouncer that I was leaing and she didn't need to touch me... So I pushed her hand off and tried to walk towards the door.... She felt the need to grab my arm AGAIN..... I pushed it off again but a little harder and tried to tell her not to touch me..... But before I could say anything, some Fat headed bouncer grabbed me by the throat and started driving me back.... Obviously my instinct was to stop him from choking me so I wrestled with him for a sec, then ended up throwing him on top of some tables....... By this time just about everyone with us was fighting someone or fighting with a bouncer..... My GF had been thrown on the ground by the woman, while she was trying to put her coat on..... A couple of my buddies were in the middle of fighting a couple guys..... Some guy suckered my buddy while a bouncer was holding him..... And after maybe 20 mins of us turning the place upside down we finally all ended up outside.... 7 Cop cars showed up within a matter of minutes, while we were trying to get the bouncers to come out and finish what they started.... 2 more fights broke out with my friends and some other guyus outside...... My GF's brother got arrested for pushing a cop....... I came very close to getting arrested....... And eventually we all cleared out........

I shortened up the story quite a bit.... but thats the just of it.....

I had a great time!! LOL

P.S. No one had any really serious injuries.....

Gotta love the bar scene!!!

Sounds like some of the staff there is a little edgy.
I am suprised to hear of a bar with a female bouncer. At least you came out unscathed.

Yeah I'm fine... just a sore arm...

My buddy has a broken nose from the guy that suckered him, and my gf's bro has a gash on his arm from when the bouncer threw him into the door on the way out and the glass broke.....

Crank,

Did anyone break a beer bottle on someone's head?... Did the table break when you threw him on it?... Any chairs broken on someone's back?... How 'bout the jukebox - anyone get their head put in it?... Did ya throw anybody threw a window?...

-R

P.S. Glad you're OK, Bro.

lol, been in a few myself yrs ago.
The reason I don't go to bars anymore.

DangerousGround said:

lol, been in a few myself yrs ago.
The reason I don't go to bars anymore.

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Me too.

I am sure all of you guys have experienced this. Ever notice how just about anytime you go to a bar or club some drunk mo'fo has to try to test ya just cause you got some size and chest pokin' out?

homonunculus said:

Crank,

Did anyone break a beer bottle on someone's head?... Did the table break when you threw him on it?... Any chairs broken on someone's back?... How 'bout the jukebox - anyone get their head put in it?... Did ya throw anybody threw a window?...

-R

P.S. Glad you're OK, Bro.

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It did kinda look like the wild west but none of that stuff happened..... LOL

My buddy got cut by a bottle that was broken on the floor if that makes you feel better.....

Glad I don't go out anymore. Some drunk asshole always wants to start shit with the biggest guy in there he gets his ass kicked and you go to jail or have to pay the medical bills. That sucks!

I guess you kicked some ass Crank ahh well.. nice that you didn't got hurt

ps. sounds like an old western movie

I always knew you Canadian's were trouble.

I'm glad you didn't get hurt by that female bouncer.

You're diet is starting soon so you'll have to stay away from bars. They're too much trouble especially if you're the only one not drinking.

A female bouncer? Sounds likke a fun night. Good to hear you are okay.

It was a good time!!!


I just found a softball sized bruise on my tricep this morning....... GRRRR..... I should go back there tonight..... LOL

i don't think i would date the woman bouncer who "thought" she handle a man. She must have been a little left of center.

glad to hear your okay bro