ok someone tell me a joke, im bored to death
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CzarShel
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What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it but they can't eat it.
What is the difference between a drug pusher and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
(eewww....)
What does KFC and a woman have in common?
Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs, there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.
They can both smell it but they can't eat it.
What is the difference between a drug pusher and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
(eewww....)
What does KFC and a woman have in common?
Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs, there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.
CzarShel
Mc Vet
A guy walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of Jack Daniels and slams them all down in a flash. He looks at the bartender and orders 3 more and does the same thing. By now the bartender is wondering what is wrong with this guy so he asks him what his problem is. The guy looks up and says " I don't have a problem, I'm celebrating my first blow job!"
The bartender looks with a smile and says," well that's just dandy, let me get the next one!"
"No thanks", says the guy, "if 6 shots won't wash the taste out, the 7th won't help either!!!"
The bartender looks with a smile and says," well that's just dandy, let me get the next one!"
"No thanks", says the guy, "if 6 shots won't wash the taste out, the 7th won't help either!!!"
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