La Cosa Nostra
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A beautiful young lady wearing a lovely summer
dress is sitting peacefully in a railway carriage on
her own, when a dirty traveller enters the compartment,
eating a tray of king prawns.
The filthy youth sits down opposite the woman,
shelling his prawns and flicking the shells
on the floor, and occasionally tossing one on to
the young ladies lap. When he's finished, he
screws up the carton he's been eating from, and
casually throws it at the girls face. The young
lady calmly stands up, clears the shells off the
floor into the carton, throws all the rubbish out
the window, and then pulls the communication
cord. "You silly bitch," says the traveller,
with a sneer, "you'll get a £50 fine for that."
"Yes," the young lady replies, "and when
the police smell your fingers, you'll get ten
years..."
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A beautiful young lady wearing a lovely summer
dress is sitting peacefully in a railway carriage on
her own, when a dirty traveller enters the compartment,
eating a tray of king prawns.
The filthy youth sits down opposite the woman,
shelling his prawns and flicking the shells
on the floor, and occasionally tossing one on to
the young ladies lap. When he's finished, he
screws up the carton he's been eating from, and
casually throws it at the girls face. The young
lady calmly stands up, clears the shells off the
floor into the carton, throws all the rubbish out
the window, and then pulls the communication
cord. "You silly bitch," says the traveller,
with a sneer, "you'll get a £50 fine for that."
"Yes," the young lady replies, "and when
the police smell your fingers, you'll get ten
years..."
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