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Plastic bags of good old Jersey fresh Air! Gauranteed to get you high in 49 other states. Our pollution is second to none and we take pride in getting you stoned on our air!

$49.99 per sandwich bag

WARNING: May cause brain,breast,cervical,testicular cancer.
 
If we are selling that I have some great tap water for sale only $99.99 a gallon. Fresh straight from the tap and almost crystal clear..almost.

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Yourasucker Inc.
P.O Box 666
yellow river, Colorado 80187

WARNING may contain, bleach,floride,carbon,arsenic,cyanide,oil bases,petrols,Tnt, pesticides, and lead.
 
No shit! I'll trade ya 3 bladders of jersey fresh air for a couple gallons of that almost clear water, I would like to run the 2 together eod and see what happens
 
thanks for pointing that out, thats why women laugh during sex...im a funny fucker!

i crack me up..must be the water...
 
True. I can already get the water where I am at for 90.00, so I will stick with that. The air on the other hand, I have been paying 59.95 for air that isn't as polluted. I've been gettin screwed! Thanks for the heads up!!
 
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