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jaywooly
07-10-2004, 02:32 AM
Walk us through what would be a great to nearly perfect day. The only rule is that the things that happen that day have to be reasonable. So something like wining the lottery, I would consider to be unreasonable.

Here I go:

My alarm goes off and catches the tail end of the best sex dream ever. Then I rush off to the shower so I'm not late for work. As I turn the faucet I realize it's my day off. I go back to bed for a few more hours, after I eat my Snickers ice cream bar.

Now I wake to a sunny, warm (but not too warm) afternoon. I proceed to check to see if the GF is home. She is not. I go over to the computer to see what's up on MC but realize that I left the computer on all night downloading porn from Kazaa lite. So I neglect the board to see what goodies await me on Kazaa. I find that most of my Kira Kennar porn is on the up and up so I take advantage of the empty house.

Just after cleanup the GF comes home from Costco. I ask her if she needs help with the groceries but she declines because she says I've had such a hard week she just paid our neibor kid 5 bucks to carry them in.

She proceeds to cook the best meal ever. I eat it and leave. I go find some of my friends at the local sports bar watching the A's yankees game. In which, the A's a leading 7-0 in the 8th inning. We buy rounds after round for eachother. We are drinking on some Red Hook ESB, and once in a while it's gets switched up to a Sierra Nevada Pale ale.

So we all leave the bar. On the way out I find a $100 bill. I tell everyone I'll pay everyone's cover at the strip club if we go. So we all head out to SF.

As everyone knows, there is nothing funner that going to a stripclub drunk. So we be sure to find one that is close to a bar. (Naked strips in Cali are no drinking). We proceed to get hammered and waste the night all the way into the wee hours of the morning at the strip club.

Towards the end of the night one of the strippers that I've built a "good rapport" with invites us to a party that all the strippers are going to after work.

We all pile into a few cabs and see what the party is all about. At the party I come across a couple vics....






I'll tell you what, the day has been good enough for me so far. You can finish mine or start another of your own.

Willieman
07-10-2004, 11:52 AM
Seirra Nevada..one of my favorites...I recomend the Porter also..

peace

shockfusion
07-16-2004, 08:28 AM
QUOTE]You can finish mine or start another of your own.[/QUOTE]
I can finish this story off but it might be too perverted LOL. Don't wanna get banned or nothing. :D

Lord Odin
08-18-2004, 12:22 PM
That sound like you had that perfect day JayWooly...man my perfect day is just getting through it everyday..ha!Ha1