i allmost killed myself in the gym today

I had a terrible accident today in the gym,i didnt got hurt phisically,but my pride did got hurt,i am seriously considering to change gym.
Well in my gym there is the weight room and the fitness room the 2 rooms are divided by big framed windows,and the tredmill face the weight room so to watch the fitness room you have to turn 360. I was running really fast trying to achieve 2 miles in 13 minutes and behind me in the fitness room there was the brasilian fitness instructor,when she teaches she stays on a pedestal.At one point everibody in the weight room was staring at me (so itought) than i noticed that theyr views were going behind me,suddendly one said "my god that ass speaks" and another "look is bending over"i had to watch so i tried to turn and as i started to see one butcheech suddendly the world went upsid down and i found myself staring at the ceiling while everibody was laughing,i wanted to die.But the worst was that when i standed up all the people in the aerobic class were watching me trough the glasses and laughing,when i left the gym i heard people laughing behind me,also the owner was laughing his ass of when i left.
this is one of that story that is gonna go around for ages,i am seriously thinking about changing gym
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lmao, thats too funny bro, if it make u feel any better my old gym had a guy who wasnt allowed to get on any cardio machines because he had a problem from a car accident where his equilibrium sometime goes in and out or some shit, so he would sometimes be on a machine and then just fall down to the ground, lol, he would fall while standing there talking to you or walkng from one station to another, it was so bad and happened so much he got to the point where he would yell real loud and laugh after he got up from his fall,lol, I personaly seen him fall a half dozen times, the first time i seen it i thought he was kidding around cause he got up and laughed and screamed but then my buddy told me he was for real,lol,

the scary part is he drove a car to and from the gym,lol, i think his equilibrium only got whacked when he was in the gym exerting himself, otherwise i dont think he would have been aloud to drive,lmao

I also seen him out at a club one night all fucked up running around without his shirt on ( it was one of those PARTY clubs ya know) and yes he fell to the ground in the lounge however he stayed there looking up for a while, lmao, funny shit man

man those machines can be dangerous,well..i was thinking about the ass,than for a fraction of a second a part of my brain was telling me push the red button push the red button,but the other part of the brain was trying to move the legs that at that point were half way trough the air,bad thingh was that i landed with my back on the moving treadmill and so i was thrown like a sack of potatoes against the wall,and while i could hear all the gym laughing,there was an old woman on the treadmill next to mine that kept saying:ho dear,you hurt yourself for sure,poor dear....man how embarassing,i am afraid of stepping in the locker room tomorrow,as i said before this is going to become one of those classical stories,my only chance of getting out of this would be to fuck the brasilian instructress

or.....look for the biggest juice head in the gym and jack him up during the busy time in front of everyone,lmao, but then u run the risk of getting ur ass kicked and embarresed once again,lmao

tranny

why,imagine i ask the brasilian out for a date to find out it's a tranny LOL,that would be embarassing,it happened to a friend of mine,he was really drunk (so he said) and was kissing in the car whit this gorgeous blond brasilian and while he was petting her suddendly he found something in between the leg that shouldent had been there,he freekd out pushed her out of the car,and she had a brick in her purse and broke the windshield of his car

A friend of your?

sure sure sure bro, wink wink...a freind,lol

hahaha

hahaha,noway man,i wouldent touch one with a 10 foot pole lol
I don't knowh maybe is because i am italian but i am really homofobic,but it's also true that italy is full of brasilian trannys so they must work,i dont knowh...i mind my bisinisse

hey bro shit happens.. this really big woman was on the treadmill at the gym working out. at least she was trying.
she slipped and flew backwards to the wall and left a hole in the drywall the size of a VW bug.
an abulance had to come get her and when she was able to get up a water line burst in the wall and water went everywhere.. imagine how she felt!

go back and laugh at it and say "no more working out on no sleep, instead of staying up for a week having sex i should sleep! lol

i am going to buy one of those watches that tell you how many miles have you runned,running in the park i can watch all the asses i want without risking my life

Strider....that is one of the funniest things I have heard in a long time...lmao


A VW bug...eh? It's sad, but funny as well. Was the lady okay?

I'm sorry I am evil...lol

strider said:

hey bro shit happens.. this really big woman was on the treadmill at the gym working out. at least she was trying.
she slipped and flew backwards to the wall and left a hole in the drywall the size of a VW bug.
an abulance had to come get her and when she was able to get up a water line burst in the wall and water went everywhere.. imagine how she felt!

go back and laugh at it and say "no more working out on no sleep, instead of staying up for a week having sex i should sleep! lol

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OMG!! That is hilarious! My sides hurt now...I kinda feel bad for her...very embarassing...:laugh:

That's pretty funny man! LMAO. That's when you just say the gym is not for me.

I always like the guys who when taking weights off, leave more weight on one side of the bench press than the other. That's always amusing when you hear plates crash to the floor and the guy is left with just the bar.

Funny stuff, I wouldn't even care too much, learn to laugh at your self, it makes everything else seem more humorous too.

back to the gym

went back to the gym today,the owner was starting to laugh when i told him:didn't i told you that i am going to become an airborne paratrooper,he was like yes so?well i am starting to practice landings lol,he said cool just don't brake my machines

the very first time i went into a gym i was a sophomore in high school. i was curling with like 15lbs on each side of the ez curl bar w/ no collars. as i was curling the wieghts on the left side fell off, then the right side and the bar flew out of my hands.

don't worry bro...this stuff happens to us all sometime.

hey REd it happens bro but you should have used my excuse..lol

Bigger, she got hurt broke her leg and had a small gash on her i think it was side, fat was hanging everywhere i didnt know what was what.

If she would have broke her leg we would have known because gravy would have poured out..lol sorry

It was sad, i saw another incident last night.

This one was better though, a fine woman who is relatively built was doing the back cable machine and was really getting into it. I watched her for a bit and i even talked to her and said i admired her back she said thanks and began to up the weight. as i was doing squats and watching myself in the mirror her top just ripped in the back and flew off like arubber band and her tits were in plain view...lol that was nice... she just grabbed it and went straight to the locker room only to emerge about 20min later with a white t shirt like nothing happened.. she had more cool than you REDOX..lmao j/k bro.

strider said:

she just grabbed it and went straight to the locker room only to emerge about 20min later with a white t shirt like nothing happened.. she had more cool than you REDOX..lmao j/k bro.

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Yhea,but you cannot compare a nice pair ot tits with my ugly face LOL

strider said:

a fine woman who is relatively built was doing the back cable machine and was really getting into it. I watched her for a bit and i even talked to her and said i admired her back she said thanks and began to up the weight.

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so your that pervert who makes the women in the gym uncomfortable by watching them and approaching them with some lame compliment

:shocked: :uhoh: lmao

uh yeah at 2 am and at 5pm thats me bro..lol




No way I dont think a gym is a place to socialize, i just work out and leave, but I do pay attention to my souroundings bro, dont you and if you say you dont look at a womans ass then whos ass do you look at guys, so who are you calling a pervert?

lol

I dont say shit except when we have been in the same gym for over 3 years and I talk to her man all the time outside of the gym so at least i can do is compliment her right? women like that and if you like something and feel they worked hard then do so.

she was one of the ones that wanted to model the clothes for MC