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shockfusion
08-09-2004, 07:29 AM
Hey fellas,
I know the following question sounds really weird but I need some input here.

Hypothetically speaking, I need some excellent excuses for having a lot of BA, BB, Bacteriostatic Water, Peg-400, and Oils etc... ;)

1) Lets say a family member/friend finds this stuff.

Oh, that, I am only just making some.....

Thats only used for....

2) People you don't know, customs for instance

I am running a small business that makes(researches)......

I am doing a masters degree in (blank) science...LOL

I can't think of shit. I really need some good believable excuses. If there is anything you can come up with your input is much appreciated. If you don't want others using your lines you can PM me.

Flexmaster
08-09-2004, 12:25 PM
tell them it's posing oil, and you need to add the ba, bb, bw, peg400 to make it better. it worked for me when my brother found pictures of it.

dougoefre5h
08-18-2004, 11:37 PM
tell them you are making effervescent creatine. Worked for me

ColdHeartBear
08-19-2004, 07:28 PM
Oh..that stuff...well...uhhhhhm....a friend of mine gave me some instructions on how to keep my hair falling out....and...ya know...I am still working on it...

ColdHeartBear
08-19-2004, 07:45 PM
well crap.....might as well tell you now..... Do you remember that party I went to last summer......shit.....I caught this disease and am using experimental medicines the doc gave me as my last chance to live. Now you know...... damn it.

shockfusion
08-19-2004, 11:23 PM
LOL :D

ProfitsWorld
08-19-2004, 11:51 PM
Lol I hate that shit when the excuses have to come out and the last thing you want to say ok............... I am making a home based lab and converting anabolic/ancillary hormone powders for etc......... Just doesn’t seem right, kind of like a meth cook getting caught "Man I swear I was developing a new form of Oxyclean that really works!!!"......... You could say you are using it for pro hormone powders to make oral products and if asked why just say pro hormones are to expensive and its cheaper to go to bulknutrition.com and put them into liquid oral form for better absorption..... :D lol the excuses are never fun and when you get away with them sometimes it seems to unreal.

Flexmaster
08-20-2004, 12:00 AM
lol, seriously, if i ever have to make up an excuse for my raw powders i'm going to say it's glutamine, creatine...

ProfitsWorld
08-20-2004, 01:17 AM
Then they see the pinz............. :eek: , ummmm THe creatine and glutamine is an injectable form and its mother approved because creatine and glutamine really are harmful if taken in oral form so im saveing my liver from the destruction! :eek:

shockfusion
08-20-2004, 07:52 AM
Excuses for powders is easy. The solvents and other stuff isn't!

CzarShel
08-20-2004, 08:32 AM
That's a tough one, the cops came in my house for a look around (don't ask) and they asked about all my bottles (even bottles of gear) and needles vials, next to my supplements.

But lucky for me at the time I was working as a dental oratory assistant, I told them most of it had to do with dentistry.........and they bought it, I think. they left it all alone anyway

ColdHeartBear
08-20-2004, 08:46 AM
Easiest thing to do if you are 21+ is to set up an LLC with a legitimate use for experimental equipment. Example " The Torture of Small animals for the Betterment of PETA ,LLC.

Injectables are needed to increase the rat's sensitivity to pain as we apply various chemicals to their skins to get the most scream from each individual creature.

Works for me, having no love for rats or PETA. OTH I just love cats. Little musturd and A1 ....yeah boy!

CzarShel
08-20-2004, 08:50 AM
Or get some essence oils and potpourri and tell them its for making custom perfumes and sent therapy's

shockfusion
08-20-2004, 09:22 AM
Originally posted by ColdHeartBear
Works for me, having no love for rats or PETA. OTH I just love cats. Little musturd and A1 ....yeah boy!
WTF?! You strange bro LOL! :D

shockfusion
08-20-2004, 09:27 AM
CzarShel,
That's a really good one for question 2. Thanks!

CzarShel
08-20-2004, 09:32 AM
Originally posted by shockfusion
CzarShel,
That's a really good one for question 2. Thanks!

Thanks yeah my mom used to work at some lame aromatheropy shop, they have like lavender to help you sleep , some other smell to give you energy ect. ect.

and they have all kinds of oils and peg and stuff around

Flexmaster
08-20-2004, 02:04 PM
i've gotten out of some situations that could have gone to shit because i labeled it Aroma Therapy Wax. flex just lucky i guess.

EatingMachine
09-23-2004, 04:51 PM
When I purchase mine it comes with labels that describe it's possible uses.

Grapeseed Oil : Nice as a massage oil due to it's lightness and odorless qualities. It absorbs quickly and easily into the skin. Good for removing makeup and as a general skin cleanser.

Benzyl Benzoate: Used to make perfume and dilute fragrance oils. Suggested use: 1 part fragrance, 2 parts Benzyl benzoate.

Benzyl Alcohol: A clear colorless oily and slightly aromatic liquid.

Just print some labels on your computer with a similar description, that way they don't have to ask when they find them, it is written on the bottle.

Now give me a good excuse for the hgh kits that are in the fridge. LOL