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Saturday night i was walking late at night with my girlfriend,and we walked past alibi wich is a gay-club..and this gay walks up to us and starts telling me that my girlfriend is beautiful and i am so lucky..than he says something in my girlfriend ear and my girlfriend bursted out laughing loud and tells him wait i have to ask him...then she tells me:the dude just offered me 350 euros,,i asked to do what and she told me o nothing i just have to watch...i was like cool if you just have to watch...but watch what...and she bursted out laughing loud..watch while he f**ks you in the ass....i told the guy to piss off and i told her are you crazy you just sold my ass for 350 euros and the guy heard and said is 400 allright?..man i grabbed my girlfriend and got away as fast as i could from that place :evil: told her remember nobody will ever have my ass and next time you do something like that i put you on the road and become your pimp...man i still dont believe it,i was in a good mood and had a laugh out of it...but damn... :angry:

LMAO! Your woman pimp you!

to tell you the full story,2 days earlier she had left the money for the rent of our appartment(600 euro)on a desk in our room and one of our "friend"stole 400 euro,we had a huge fight because i told her that it was her fault because she had left the money on the table,and that she had to find a solution,than she started crying and i told her look we will find the money for the rent and i promised that i would had done anithing to find the money...than saturday night this "accident"happened so now she is joking with me saing that i broke my promise because i had said that i would had done anithing but i didnt went with the guy... ..yeha but anithing means anithing that doesnt involves my ass
man i still dont believe it...i did not even got pissed off at the guy i just stood there watching him thinking did this punk just asked for my ass!!!!

you must be a really easy going guy......my first reaction would have been to break him....then take the 400 euro's...lol

Cordoba said:

you must be a really easy going guy......my first reaction would have been to break him....then take the 400 euro's...lol

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Yup...lol

to be honest i am quite short tempered,and i was also drunk,but i had spent the whole night in a hip hop club with my girlfriend wearing a miniskirt,she was dancing and i was fighting with all the guys tring to touch her ass and tring to dance with her,i had to follow her to the toilet,i kept on cursing her for wearing a miniskirt in such a club and i kept arguing with all the blacks,and when we left i was really stressed and pissed off,so when this fag told me i had a beutifull girlfriend i was about to get really pissed off,but when he offered money for my ass i don't knowh i just laughed,the guy was a harmless 100%fag,i dont knowh the whole situation was so unreall that i just laughed out loud,i am allmost 30 probably 10 years ago i would had beaten him out...but i am getting older and wiser

Now that I'm almost 31 I find that I'm alot more calm also. I guess I'm losing my edge.I probably would have gave him a good piece of my mind though if I didn't allready punch a hole in his chest...lol

That was just wrong.

Homos are so gay

jaywooly said:

Homos are so gay

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wow jay...your so profound

Presser said:

wow jay...your so profound

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straight up poetry wasn't it LOL

jaywooly said:

Homos are so gay

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This has to be the quote of the century!!!! LMFAO!!!

Ya think jay???!!!!! lol

Bro, that was awesome.

sad thingh is that if i tell this story to a bunch of girls i am sure most of them will say that i am homofobic and that fags have their rights,and why do i hate them..bla...bla...imagine walking up to a girl and ask her:"if i give you 300 euros can i fuck you in the ass while your friend watch?"...ba....go figure,

funny thingh

I had told my mother early this week about what happened at our house,and that i was in desperate need of 600 euros,she had told me she had no money she could give me,and i told her that last thingh i wanted was her money and that i would had found a solution...yesterday while i was telling her this story for a moment I saw what i realized was pure terror in her eyes,before she knewh the end of the story i can only immagine what went trough her mind..LOL...poor woman,i think for a second she tought i was telling her i had sold my ass for 300 euros...LOL

My incident

2 years ago I was in Greece visiting family then the last 3 weeks I hit up the islands and I had an Homo incident.... Guy was from New York and was a clothing designer.......goes figure ....this guy was dressed up in some hippie wear and had long hair and just some wild looking colors of purple and other crap....... Well at first this guy comes up and ask the girls if he can join are party and they happily let him sit down..... then this guys gets to drinking and he keeps smiling at me in the club, the club is outside on the beach with a pool........Then he ask me my age and I answer at the time 19 then the guy freaks out and calls me a little baby and decided to get two shot glasses and fill them with milk....................:angry: well to make this short this fucker ends up offering me jewelry and I have a glass bottle in my hand and I am about to go nuts on him then the girls I am with stop me and tell me to leave the poor guy alone well as said he offers me his jewelry,,,,, for free..........then tries to put the jewelry on me well I can take it no more so I grab him and chunk his ass in the pool............. this gets worse.........the guy starts taking off his clothing in the pool and ask me if I want to come in for a swim............. I just walk out of the club and catch a taxi and leave the girls and go to a club called space and drink my ass off and party and for get about the fag......... Well next morning I went out to the city to check my email and get some food and coffee well I get this odd feeling as I am about to walk around the corner and that guy (fag) pops up in my head then he comes walking around the corner with a speedoooo on holding some other guys hand and im like oooooooo shit and I try to walk by with out him seeing me the he says hey!!!! I turn around and just go off for about 5mins just flipping out causing a big scene and he apologizes and im about to walk away he tells me to go to his hotel and leave my number so we can meet up in the states and just hang out and try to be friends and for get this ever happened............. I told him if I ever see him again that every limb on his body will be packed in a box and chunked out in the ocean......... Some peeps just don’t get it........

Nice Ass!! Ha!Ha!

Redox...how about 500 Euros...ha!Ha! Betcha got a nice ass too...J/K!!!

Yea that would piss me off too. Well at least you know you look good to the gay guys and they have good taste in men, so maybe that will keep the g/f around. Or maybe he though you just looked like a bitch!! Ha!Ha! Hey I couldn't resist RedOx, just kidding...

Stay away from the gay clubs..ha!Ha!

Re: Nice Ass!! Ha!Ha!

Lord Odin said:

Redox...how about 500 Euros...ha!Ha! Betcha got a nice ass too...J/K!!!

Yea that would piss me off too. Well at least you know you look good to the gay guys and they have good taste in men, so maybe that will keep the g/f around. Or maybe he though you just looked like a bitch!! Ha!Ha! Hey I couldn't resist RedOx, just kidding...

Stay away from the gay clubs..ha!Ha!

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LOL dont worry all my friends made all kind of jokes since saturday,i dont get easily pissed off on the subject animore.Next time somebody will ask if i go to the gym to impress girls,i will reply no i train so hard because if i become unenployed one day i knowh my ass is worthed 350 euros LOL just kidding.

tool said:

Now that I'm almost 31 I find that I'm alot more calm also. I guess I'm losing my edge.I probably would have gave him a good piece of my mind though if I didn't allready punch a hole in his chest...lol

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Yeah I can say that too.. I am 38, and when I was in my 20's I can't count the number of times I was thrown out of a bar for fighting.... Course I drank more then too...