Favorite Movie Lines

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i think the title is pretty self explanitary some of my favs are

"That's a lovely accent you have there, New Jersey?"
"Austria"
"OHH, well let's throw another shrimp on the barbie"
"Lets not."
-dumb and dumber
 
"Only steers and queers come from texas, and you aint got no horns" -full metal jacket
 
"Just because we have chisled abs, and stunning features, does not mean we too cant not die in a freak gasoline fight accident" -zoolander
 
i don't want to steal all the good ones so i'll give you guys a go.
 
"conan what is best in life?"..."to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and to hear the lemendation of their women"----conan the barbarian
 
" this town is like a great big pussy waiting to get fucked"

" All I have in this world are my balls and my word and I dont break either one"

----Montana.


" Do you spend time with your family? A man can never really be a man if he doesnt spend time with his family"

---The Don.
 
How about instead well known movie lines? Or well known classic movie lines?

"Soylent green is made out of people" --Charlton Heston, Soylent Green
 
I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker

and

Shut the fuck up!

Samuel L Jackson - Pulp Fiction
 
"We were all a bunch of mushrooms, kept us in the dark and fed us a lot of shit"
Conspiracy Theory

"Say hello to my little friend."
Scarface

What...You think you're gonna kill me?"
"Yeah".
For a Few Dollars More

"I don't want you to talk Mr. Bond. I want you to die."
Goldfinger

"Do you think Satan is smarter than me?"
Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things

"Wait a minute. I am the comic relief in this film. Of course I am supposed to be killed".
Last Action Hero

"My, what knockers!"
Young Frankenstein

"Frau Blucher"
Young Frankenstein

"Un Ryet uz un uglee thaung."
Young Frankenstein

"Anybody moves and the n----- gets it."
Blazing Saddles

" Soothsayer? Of course I am a soothsayer. Now let me say my sooth."
A funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

"Its just a flesh wound."
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch."
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"I don't think I was ready to leave but the state released me when I turned 18."
Me, Myself, and Irene
 
"I am just making an honest dollar the only way I know how, by taking it from stupid honest people."
The Flim Flam Man

"What were you doing under the bleachers? Were you looking up my dress?"
"No. I would never do that. I was looking up Greg's kilt."
Divorce American Style

"Do you think anything you do in the name of the Lord could be a sin?"
"Of course not. My God would not permit it."
"Then let us do it in the name of the Lord."
Elmer Gantry
 
Pumping Iron

Arnold's reply to someone telling him the wovles on the bottom of the hill are more hungry than the one on top....when referring to Arnold competitors:

"Yes, but when he wants the food....its there."

or when Franco Columbo is hanging from the chin up bar with his toes, "Franco....you crazy bastard!!" lol

There are so many from that movie....its almost sick.

Arnold was and still is a p-i-m-p.
 
"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges.
I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

"Is this the end of Rico."
Public Enemy
 
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"I am glad to see you still have a sense of humor. I will be sure to let Big Al know that you went like a prince."
Mr. Majestic

"Go ahead. Make my day, punk."
Sudden Impact

"You have got to be thinking, did he shoot 6 shots or just 5.
On the other hand this is a 44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off."
Dirty Harry
 
i say it all the time "Now what we have here... Is a failure ta communicate"
Cool hand luke (one of the best friggin movies ever made)
Not from a movie but a classic video game:arcade: "i'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck"
DOOM #1 for the pc and super nintendo
 
"He chose...poorly"

the knight to Indiana in Raiders of the Lost Ark III

Beautiful use of understatement. Still use it alot at work.
 
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