Ever Crap Yourself???

Well it all happened one bright sunny afternoon while I was in college. The mood was right and the setting perfect. I was doing a bodybuilding show at 21yrs old and someone told me if you're cutting it close to start taking laxitives. Well knowing that he was very well informed on the subject I hurried to the local Wal-Greens and picked some up. Problem was that I chose some that came in a chocolate bar form...little pieces that you're supposed to break off....only 2 small squares at a time out of the 20 that were in the bar. Well since I had not eaten any carbs and sure as hell not sugar I was craving chocolate. I woke up during the night and decided to snack on an entire bar.
I woke up the next day and quickly ran to the bathroom.....pooped 3 times in a row. Then started to leave for class and again I ran in there and took care of business.
So I made it about 2/3 of the way to class when I noticed my stomach was aching again...and I was forced to take a break and hit the student union. Once again....poop!!!
Got in class....left 3/4 of the way through....again it happened.
So I went to work at the student rec. center behind the desk and had to take a pee. So I did and without any notice the presser from trying to pee made me crap my pants.
So thinking on my toes I went into the stall next to me....removed my dirty undies...and threw them into the garbage. For the rest of my shift I went commando.
Came home....studied...and went to bed.

Thats my story now please share with the group and tell us yours.
Thanks for listening,

Jacked

Bet you never made that mistake twice...LOL!!

I ate some bad mexican food one time that tore me up bad. I was driving home in Houston's rush hour traffic and it hit me like a ton of bricks.

So here I am in the middle lane moving 10mph and my stomach goes from being fine to about to explode in .5 seconds. I clinched my cheeks so hard my ass was off the seat, jerked the truck to the shoulder, dropped my pants and let her rip right there where at least 500 people could see me.

That is awesome EM!!! LMAO!!!

I shit my undies in a bar once while standing up pissing , the fart wasnt just a fart, so tore off my undies cleaned up with them threw them away and free balled it the rest on the night at the bar

now here is one that realy embarresed me, it was my first girlfreind ever, i spent the night at her parents house after a 4th of july party, well i woke up thenext day in bed and realized i had shit all over my nice white jeans (white jeans were in back then) just as it was all starting to come to me about what had happened the night beofre cause i passed out ....well my girlfreind walked in cause werent aloud to sleep in the same room back then 16 yrs old each, so i cover up with the blanket real good so she doesnt notice i have shit on me, she sits up next to me in bed and says she has to tell me the funniest story, i am like ohhhh shit here we go i am snagged...she then proceeds to tell me that when she woke up that morning that their was a pile of shit on the kitchen chair and kitchen floor, and she thinks the baby ( her niece) got up i the middle of the night and mistakenly shit on the kitchen chair thinking it was the toilet seat, at this point i am pretending to laugh with her but embarresed to all hell cause i realy couldnt figure out how i woke up with shit on me until she told me the story about her nece shitting on the chair,lmao, she then proceeds to tell me she never seen anything like it, she actualy said she couldnt believe such big shit terds could come from such a little girl,lol, anyhow she went back out and made me breakfast and i jumped up locked the door got my book bag with cloths in it and changed as fast as fuck and stuffed my shitty cloths in the bag and never unzipped it again til i got home,lol!

Actauly I have a good piss story, i was seeing this chic and we drunk good that night, so i guess i was drunk and dream walking or someshit cause all i here is her yelling at me "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" " WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" OVER AND OVR AGAIN, so wake up from my sleep walk and realize i am standing next to the bed pissing all over the window wich was actualy closed, she made me clean it up and leave, we didnt last long after that

Actauly I have a good piss story, i was seeing this chic and we drunk good that night, so i guess i was drunk and dream walking or someshit cause all i here is her yelling at me "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" " WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" OVER AND OVR AGAIN, so wake up from my sleep walk and realize i am standing next to the bed pissing all over the window wich was actualy closed, she made me clean it up and leave, we didnt last long after that

That is some crazy shit...no pun intended..lol
All I can say is.....WOW! ROFLMFAO!!!

haha, that one was so good you had to post it twice!

Ok, I must confess, after a night of drinking I pissed on the back of our bedroom door. Fortunately I woke up when the splatter started hitting my bare feet.

Damn, you type fast Missfit.

Ok, if your going to partake in the thread, you need to tell one of your embarrassing stories. Don't try and tell me you have not had one. Everywoman has had an incedent where she fell onto a dirty seat in a restroom and came out trailing a 1/2 roll of toilet paper or something.

see i am not the only one, hell i have more fucked up storys then u could imagne but i dont want anyone kowing how truly disturbed i am

and misfit dont act like ur man never poopied in his panties

Ok...I will share...I was dieting for my first show. I wasn't getting enough fiber and was going days without pooping. I decided to use a colon cleanser to clean out my system and hopefully get back to normal. I called my brother who is a nurse and asked him what I should purchase....being the kind hearted sibling he was...he proceeded to tell me to go to the drug store and purchase a bottle of magnesium citrate, which I was instructed to drink the entire bottle. I followed his directions and within an hour it kicked in....what he conveniently forgot to tell me was that mag citrate is given to patients who are about to undergo major surgery...needless to say...I did not leave my bathroom for 24 hours...my house for 3 days...LOL The jackass proceeded to call me every few hours to ask me if I had left the bathroom yet...asshole! Don't you just feel the love....LMAO:laugh:

LMAO, that is what I am talking about. What are siblings for, right!

Yeah...the little f*cker... :laugh:

good times!!

Presser said:

see i am not the only one, hell i have more fucked up storys then u could imagne but i dont want anyone kowing how truly disturbed i am

and misfit dont act like ur man never poopied in his panties

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Presser, I think me and you bro would be a dead tie!! lol
Man, my college stories are the best.....unreal the shit I used to pull.

My buddy got so drunk during his bachelor party that he started puking his guts out. That’s nothing new, but when I went to check up on him, he gave one final heave a and shit all over my bathroom floor.

good lord

Presser said:

I shit my undies in a bar once while standing up pissing , the fart wasnt just a fart, so tore off my undies cleaned up with them threw them away and free balled it the rest on the night at the bar

now here is one that realy embarresed me, it was my first girlfreind ever, i spent the night at her parents house after a 4th of july party, well i woke up thenext day in bed and realized i had shit all over my nice white jeans (white jeans were in back then) just as it was all starting to come to me about what had happened the night beofre cause i passed out ....well my girlfreind walked in cause werent aloud to sleep in the same room back then 16 yrs old each, so i cover up with the blanket real good so she doesnt notice i have shit on me, she sits up next to me in bed and says she has to tell me the funniest story, i am like ohhhh shit here we go i am snagged...she then proceeds to tell me that when she woke up that morning that their was a pile of shit on the kitchen chair and kitchen floor, and she thinks the baby ( her niece) got up i the middle of the night and mistakenly shit on the kitchen chair thinking it was the toilet seat, at this point i am pretending to laugh with her but embarresed to all hell cause i realy couldnt figure out how i woke up with shit on me until she told me the story about her nece shitting on the chair,lmao, she then proceeds to tell me she never seen anything like it, she actualy said she couldnt believe such big shit terds could come from such a little girl,lol, anyhow she went back out and made me breakfast and i jumped up locked the door got my book bag with cloths in it and changed as fast as fuck and stuffed my shitty cloths in the bag and never unzipped it again til i got home,lol!

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damn bro!!!! that is one of the funniest stories I have ever heard!!

sad but true mate, lol

Yep.....

Twice yesterday!