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jackedupcrazy
09-28-2004, 12:27 AM
Well it all happened one bright sunny afternoon while I was in college. The mood was right and the setting perfect. I was doing a bodybuilding show at 21yrs old and someone told me if you're cutting it close to start taking laxitives. Well knowing that he was very well informed on the subject I hurried to the local Wal-Greens and picked some up. Problem was that I chose some that came in a chocolate bar form...little pieces that you're supposed to break off....only 2 small squares at a time out of the 20 that were in the bar. Well since I had not eaten any carbs and sure as hell not sugar I was craving chocolate. I woke up during the night and decided to snack on an entire bar.
I woke up the next day and quickly ran to the bathroom.....pooped 3 times in a row. Then started to leave for class and again I ran in there and took care of business.
So I made it about 2/3 of the way to class when I noticed my stomach was aching again...and I was forced to take a break and hit the student union. Once again....poop!!!
Got in class....left 3/4 of the way through....again it happened.
So I went to work at the student rec. center behind the desk and had to take a pee. So I did and without any notice the presser from trying to pee made me crap my pants.
So thinking on my toes I went into the stall next to me....removed my dirty undies...and threw them into the garbage. For the rest of my shift I went commando.
Came home....studied...and went to bed.

Thats my story now please share with the group and tell us yours.
Thanks for listening,

Jacked

Missfit
09-28-2004, 02:05 PM
Bet you never made that mistake twice...LOL!!

EatingMachine
09-29-2004, 10:59 AM
I ate some bad mexican food one time that tore me up bad. I was driving home in Houston's rush hour traffic and it hit me like a ton of bricks.

So here I am in the middle lane moving 10mph and my stomach goes from being fine to about to explode in .5 seconds. I clinched my cheeks so hard my ass was off the seat, jerked the truck to the shoulder, dropped my pants and let her rip right there where at least 500 people could see me.

Missfit
09-29-2004, 11:02 AM
That is awesome EM!!! LMAO!!!

Presser
09-29-2004, 11:10 AM
I shit my undies in a bar once while standing up pissing , the fart wasnt just a fart, so tore off my undies cleaned up with them threw them away and free balled it the rest on the night at the bar

now here is one that realy embarresed me, it was my first girlfreind ever, i spent the night at her parents house after a 4th of july party, well i woke up thenext day in bed and realized i had shit all over my nice white jeans (white jeans were in back then) just as it was all starting to come to me about what had happened the night beofre cause i passed out ....well my girlfreind walked in cause werent aloud to sleep in the same room back then 16 yrs old each, so i cover up with the blanket real good so she doesnt notice i have shit on me, she sits up next to me in bed and says she has to tell me the funniest story, i am like ohhhh shit here we go i am snagged...she then proceeds to tell me that when she woke up that morning that their was a pile of shit on the kitchen chair and kitchen floor, and she thinks the baby ( her niece) got up i the middle of the night and mistakenly shit on the kitchen chair thinking it was the toilet seat, at this point i am pretending to laugh with her but embarresed to all hell cause i realy couldnt figure out how i woke up with shit on me until she told me the story about her nece shitting on the chair,lmao, she then proceeds to tell me she never seen anything like it, she actualy said she couldnt believe such big shit terds could come from such a little girl,lol, anyhow she went back out and made me breakfast and i jumped up locked the door got my book bag with cloths in it and changed as fast as fuck and stuffed my shitty cloths in the bag and never unzipped it again til i got home,lol!

Presser
09-29-2004, 11:19 AM
Actauly I have a good piss story, i was seeing this chic and we drunk good that night, so i guess i was drunk and dream walking or someshit cause all i here is her yelling at me "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" " WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" OVER AND OVR AGAIN, so wake up from my sleep walk and realize i am standing next to the bed pissing all over the window wich was actualy closed, she made me clean it up and leave, we didnt last long after that

Presser
09-29-2004, 11:19 AM
Actauly I have a good piss story, i was seeing this chic and we drunk good that night, so i guess i was drunk and dream walking or someshit cause all i here is her yelling at me "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" " WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" OVER AND OVR AGAIN, so wake up from my sleep walk and realize i am standing next to the bed pissing all over the window wich was actualy closed, she made me clean it up and leave, we didnt last long after that

Missfit
09-29-2004, 11:29 AM
That is some crazy shit...no pun intended..lol
All I can say is.....WOW! ROFLMFAO!!!

EatingMachine
09-29-2004, 11:31 AM
haha, that one was so good you had to post it twice!

Ok, I must confess, after a night of drinking I pissed on the back of our bedroom door. Fortunately I woke up when the splatter started hitting my bare feet.

EatingMachine
09-29-2004, 11:33 AM
Damn, you type fast Missfit.

Ok, if your going to partake in the thread, you need to tell one of your embarrassing stories. Don't try and tell me you have not had one. Everywoman has had an incedent where she fell onto a dirty seat in a restroom and came out trailing a 1/2 roll of toilet paper or something.

Presser
09-29-2004, 11:34 AM
see i am not the only one, hell i have more fucked up storys then u could imagne but i dont want anyone kowing how truly disturbed i am

and misfit dont act like ur man never poopied in his panties

Missfit
09-29-2004, 11:45 AM
Ok...I will share...I was dieting for my first show. I wasn't getting enough fiber and was going days without pooping. I decided to use a colon cleanser to clean out my system and hopefully get back to normal. I called my brother who is a nurse and asked him what I should purchase....being the kind hearted sibling he was...he proceeded to tell me to go to the drug store and purchase a bottle of magnesium citrate, which I was instructed to drink the entire bottle. I followed his directions and within an hour it kicked in....what he conveniently forgot to tell me was that mag citrate is given to patients who are about to undergo major surgery...needless to say...I did not leave my bathroom for 24 hours...my house for 3 days...LOL The jackass proceeded to call me every few hours to ask me if I had left the bathroom yet...asshole! Don't you just feel the love....LMAO:laugh:

EatingMachine
09-29-2004, 11:52 AM
LMAO, that is what I am talking about. What are siblings for, right!

Missfit
09-29-2004, 12:03 PM
Yeah...the little f*cker... :laugh:

jackedupcrazy
10-01-2004, 02:27 PM
good times!!

jackedupcrazy
10-01-2004, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by Presser
see i am not the only one, hell i have more fucked up storys then u could imagne but i dont want anyone kowing how truly disturbed i am

and misfit dont act like ur man never poopied in his panties

Presser, I think me and you bro would be a dead tie!! lol
Man, my college stories are the best.....unreal the shit I used to pull.

Crazymank
10-11-2004, 12:29 PM
My buddy got so drunk during his bachelor party that he started puking his guts out. That’s nothing new, but when I went to check up on him, he gave one final heave a and shit all over my bathroom floor.

jackedupcrazy
10-12-2004, 12:29 AM
Originally posted by Presser
I shit my undies in a bar once while standing up pissing , the fart wasnt just a fart, so tore off my undies cleaned up with them threw them away and free balled it the rest on the night at the bar

now here is one that realy embarresed me, it was my first girlfreind ever, i spent the night at her parents house after a 4th of july party, well i woke up thenext day in bed and realized i had shit all over my nice white jeans (white jeans were in back then) just as it was all starting to come to me about what had happened the night beofre cause i passed out ....well my girlfreind walked in cause werent aloud to sleep in the same room back then 16 yrs old each, so i cover up with the blanket real good so she doesnt notice i have shit on me, she sits up next to me in bed and says she has to tell me the funniest story, i am like ohhhh shit here we go i am snagged...she then proceeds to tell me that when she woke up that morning that their was a pile of shit on the kitchen chair and kitchen floor, and she thinks the baby ( her niece) got up i the middle of the night and mistakenly shit on the kitchen chair thinking it was the toilet seat, at this point i am pretending to laugh with her but embarresed to all hell cause i realy couldnt figure out how i woke up with shit on me until she told me the story about her nece shitting on the chair,lmao, she then proceeds to tell me she never seen anything like it, she actualy said she couldnt believe such big shit terds could come from such a little girl,lol, anyhow she went back out and made me breakfast and i jumped up locked the door got my book bag with cloths in it and changed as fast as fuck and stuffed my shitty cloths in the bag and never unzipped it again til i got home,lol!

damn bro!!!! that is one of the funniest stories I have ever heard!!

Presser
10-13-2004, 09:40 AM
sad but true mate, lol

recon
10-13-2004, 02:08 PM
Twice yesterday!

jackedupcrazy
10-13-2004, 03:15 PM
i am glad to see I am not the only one.

dreww
10-25-2004, 12:52 PM
Knock on wood. but I haven't experienced anything like that yet. But you are all older than me. and its good to know I have experiences like that to look forward too. :D

tool
10-25-2004, 10:25 PM
Originally posted by Presser
I shit my undies in a bar once while standing up pissing , the fart wasnt just a fart, so tore off my undies cleaned up with them threw them away and free balled it the rest on the night at the bar

now here is one that realy embarresed me, it was my first girlfreind ever, i spent the night at her parents house after a 4th of july party, well i woke up thenext day in bed and realized i had shit all over my nice white jeans (white jeans were in back then) just as it was all starting to come to me about what had happened the night beofre cause i passed out ....well my girlfreind walked in cause werent aloud to sleep in the same room back then 16 yrs old each, so i cover up with the blanket real good so she doesnt notice i have shit on me, she sits up next to me in bed and says she has to tell me the funniest story, i am like ohhhh shit here we go i am snagged...she then proceeds to tell me that when she woke up that morning that their was a pile of shit on the kitchen chair and kitchen floor, and she thinks the baby ( her niece) got up i the middle of the night and mistakenly shit on the kitchen chair thinking it was the toilet seat, at this point i am pretending to laugh with her but embarresed to all hell cause i realy couldnt figure out how i woke up with shit on me until she told me the story about her nece shitting on the chair,lmao, she then proceeds to tell me she never seen anything like it, she actualy said she couldnt believe such big shit terds could come from such a little girl,lol, anyhow she went back out and made me breakfast and i jumped up locked the door got my book bag with cloths in it and changed as fast as fuck and stuffed my shitty cloths in the bag and never unzipped it again til i got home,lol! Thats the funniest shit I've read in a while...lol..lol

modizzle
10-26-2004, 05:47 PM
i crapped once when my buddy was over and we were getting ready for prom dance, and i was still in my shorts tryin to heat the shower, and my buddy was already dressed in his tuxedos, so i came up to him and i tried to fart so loud, and i crapped my pants, but the funny thing was that some came out and dropped on his shoes and the carpet and all he could do was yell Oh MY GOD OH MY GOD you clean this shit off me right am not even playing with you...I started to laugh so hard and crapped some more... but he face was the funniest thing i have seen...

England
10-27-2004, 02:34 AM
Originally posted by Presser
I shit my undies in a bar once while standing up pissing , the fart wasnt just a fart, so tore off my undies cleaned up with them threw them away and free balled it the rest on the night at the bar

now here is one that realy embarresed me, it was my first girlfreind ever, i spent the night at her parents house after a 4th of july party, well i woke up thenext day in bed and realized i had shit all over my nice white jeans (white jeans were in back then) just as it was all starting to come to me about what had happened the night beofre cause i passed out ....well my girlfreind walked in cause werent aloud to sleep in the same room back then 16 yrs old each, so i cover up with the blanket real good so she doesnt notice i have shit on me, she sits up next to me in bed and says she has to tell me the funniest story, i am like ohhhh shit here we go i am snagged...she then proceeds to tell me that when she woke up that morning that their was a pile of shit on the kitchen chair and kitchen floor, and she thinks the baby ( her niece) got up i the middle of the night and mistakenly shit on the kitchen chair thinking it was the toilet seat, at this point i am pretending to laugh with her but embarresed to all hell cause i realy couldnt figure out how i woke up with shit on me until she told me the story about her nece shitting on the chair,lmao, she then proceeds to tell me she never seen anything like it, she actualy said she couldnt believe such big shit terds could come from such a little girl,lol, anyhow she went back out and made me breakfast and i jumped up locked the door got my book bag with cloths in it and changed as fast as fuck and stuffed my shitty cloths in the bag and never unzipped it again til i got home,lol!

LMAO......Don't you just hate those drunken tails of the past! They are funny as hell now!

big-guy2
10-29-2004, 11:21 AM
Originally posted by Presser
I shit my undies in a bar once while standing up pissing , the fart wasnt just a fart, so tore off my undies cleaned up with them threw them away and free balled it the rest on the night at the bar

now here is one that realy embarresed me, it was my first girlfreind ever, i spent the night at her parents house after a 4th of july party, well i woke up thenext day in bed and realized i had shit all over my nice white jeans (white jeans were in back then) just as it was all starting to come to me about what had happened the night beofre cause i passed out ....well my girlfreind walked in cause werent aloud to sleep in the same room back then 16 yrs old each, so i cover up with the blanket real good so she doesnt notice i have shit on me, she sits up next to me in bed and says she has to tell me the funniest story, i am like ohhhh shit here we go i am snagged...she then proceeds to tell me that when she woke up that morning that their was a pile of shit on the kitchen chair and kitchen floor, and she thinks the baby ( her niece) got up i the middle of the night and mistakenly shit on the kitchen chair thinking it was the toilet seat, at this point i am pretending to laugh with her but embarresed to all hell cause i realy couldnt figure out how i woke up with shit on me until she told me the story about her nece shitting on the chair,lmao, she then proceeds to tell me she never seen anything like it, she actualy said she couldnt believe such big shit terds could come from such a little girl,lol, anyhow she went back out and made me breakfast and i jumped up locked the door got my book bag with cloths in it and changed as fast as fuck and stuffed my shitty cloths in the bag and never unzipped it again til i got home,lol!

yeah, hate when that shit (no pun intended) happens!!! man, i was takinga piss one day, you know, a real good piss...well, i thought i had a little fart to go with it...nah, not at all...it was a turd...sucks when you have to clean that shit out of your undies & then act like nothing happened...shit happens!!!
:moon:

Jumbo
11-05-2004, 01:38 AM
Originally posted by Presser
Actauly I have a good piss story, i was seeing this chic and we drunk good that night, so i guess i was drunk and dream walking or someshit cause all i here is her yelling at me "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" " WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" OVER AND OVR AGAIN, so wake up from my sleep walk and realize i am standing next to the bed pissing all over the window wich was actualy closed, she made me clean it up and leave, we didnt last long after that

this one made me laugh the hardest......so similar to a story my dad told me about his younger drinking day. His best friend way back when, and him went out drinking.........when his friend gets back home w/ girlfriend....they pass out. He gets up in a sleep walk......still drunk i guess, and some how manages to get himself turned around so that he walks up to her end of the bed and his knees bump up against the edge of the bed, in his sleeping state he thought he was at the toilet so he pulls it out and lets it go all over her in her sleep....the golden shower wakes her up and she's screaming the same words you quoted "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" lol that relationship didnt work out either, so guys if you want out of a relationship and don't have the balls to break it off......just pee on her window or her for that matter lol.

Jumbo Shrimp
11-05-2004, 02:43 PM
Ok this was was prety recent. I was at the bar one night for a buddys b-day and had a run in woth some local cowboys. We were hanging out minding our own buisness and these guys had been eye ballin' us all night. I had just got back from taking a piss and see my buddy talking to these guys. No biggie didn't seem like anything was going to happen they were just talking like it was cool. I sat down and started wondering what was going on. I stood up to go down there and had to walk down some steps and take a right hand turn to get where they were. When I rounded the corner I got smacked in the temple with a beer bottle and got knocked the f(*K out. DOn't know how long I was out but when I came to they were gone. 8 of them on 3 of us it was prety week. Anyways when I got hit I must have lost control and shit my pants. Worst part was I was so disoriented from getting knocked out I didn't even know it till about 10 minutes later. What a night. Cat scan and a $2k hospital bill that I hope my insurance pays for. Seemed like the worst part was shitting my pants. LOL.

TST13
05-26-2005, 01:04 AM
JUC!!! If I remember right you crapped yourself in a tanning bed too!!! LMAO!!!

Pumped78
05-26-2005, 08:36 AM
Presser those are some good 1's man, i crapped myself at the gym doing 900lb leg presses, ran to the bathroom shit my brains out tossed my drawers and then added more weight and continued leg day. That suct though, what a bitch