Dumbbass Personal Trainers

I just need to vent a little, i'm sick and tired of seeing these "trainers" who don't know shit looking at me while i'm working out (with poundages that are double their bodyweight) and smirking like they think i'm better than me or something. My brother and i were doing deadlifts one day and we were using around 405-420 for sets of 5 reps and i hear this this one female trainer say "yeah that's it guys clang those weights alittle louder their, real manly". She did think i heard this so after i finish my set i walk over and have a few words with her and make her look like a retard. The next day i arrive at the gym and have all the other trainers glaring at me :angry:. Their was also a time when i was doing heavy hyperextensions and beside me was a trainer getting his client to do hyperextensions without weight, and i hear him whisper "you wanna see how not to do it" and then he smirks and looks over at me. So i made this dumbbass eat his words by performing my set with an 80lb dumbbell and getting 16 reps instead of 8! He shut up awefully quick after that. Most recently, the other day to be exact, i was doing squats, and as usual i was going as heavy as possible. But i have changed my workout so i do 1 set of rock bottom ass-to-calfs Squats then 4 for sets of partial squats with the heaviest weight that i can handle. So i just finished doing a set of partial's and this old hag trainer is smirking and whispering to her client that i wasn't doing the squats right! For god's sake old women i know ten times as much as you and your faggy trainer friends! One of these days i swear if they keep looking at me i'm gunna knock one of them out. I've seen them workout on their own time and they couldn't hold a candle to one of my workouts, the intensity is pathetic as is the exercise choice! Damn that felt good, anyone else wanna bitch about some stupid Personal trainer's at their gym's?

Yeah my favorite subject, 24 hours has them all doing super light weights ie., 30 year old men using 10 pound dumbells for incline bench presses, then my wife gets next to em and pumps out 50 pounders, the poor guy looks at his trainer like WTF? THese people get zero from these workouts, then they use super light weights but incorporate the ball in any possible way they can to look like they are brilliant with some new fangled excersise. 24 hours trainers got to be the biggest joke of em all.

I was at the YMCA a while ago (I hate it there), and no bullshit, there was a women who was over 300 pounds of FAT ASS LARD leading an aerobics class! I wouldn't doubt if she came in at 350 pounds.

Yea, I always laugh when someone smaller tries to give you tips on how to lift or how to build muscle.

It's annoying to see people at the gym lifting fairy weights.

Man, deakanutz, LMAO! I have seen that exact thing happen at the 24 hours here in my area. I actually couldn't help but laugh out loud--good thing I wasn't within earshot of them and there was loud music playing.

deakanutz said:

Yeah my favorite subject, 24 hours has them all doing super light weights ie., 30 year old men using 10 pound dumbells for incline bench presses, then my wife gets next to em and pumps out 50 pounders, the poor guy looks at his trainer like WTF? THese people get zero from these workouts, then they use super light weights but incorporate the ball in any possible way they can to look like they are brilliant with some new fangled excersise. 24 hours trainers got to be the biggest joke of em all.

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24 Hour Fitness- joke..
I trained at one of their gyms, and did deads... one of their highly certified trainer came over and told me I can't do them there because it was dangerous and puts strain on the back.. HELLO???

LOL

24hr and the rest get on my nerves....... They say the dumbest crap..... When I got my membership at 24hr my buddy wasnt around so about 5 guys try to jump on me to buy on the spot??? OVer and over I told them I got a deal setup that they cant beat and im only here to work out untill my buddy gets back to get me signed up.... Well one guys offers me free training sessions..... I tell him im fine I compete and im 240lbs at 10%bf and I dont need any help....... Then the guys goes ummm well you might need someone for nutrition info( I use Keith Kline who is a pro nutritionst)....... And again I repete what I told him..... Then you prob need someone to push you......... now wtf???? This guys kept going over and over.... He said heck you train with one of are guys you will be strong as hell and be able to push those 130lb bell over there.......... LOL just cause he said that shit and it wasnt even chest I went over and grabbed the 140lbs that they have max and did 15 reps and set them back on the rack nicely and since that day LOL he doesnt say shit to me....... 140lb bells are no big deal, weight doesnt mean squat but I swear those guys were idiots..... I even had the manager of the place tell me that I should try 140lb bells and that id never get them>???? Some people are one big joke, and I like the 24hr that I am because no one bugs me and I act like a dick and get my work out done and no chit chat........ I even had one of the trainers tell me the other day when I was on Shoulder press doing 315 ... he tells me "Man you do more on shoulder press then I just about do on legg press"................ LOL

Certification doesn't mean jack at these places, just a piece of paper that they think gives them the right to give people advice that don't want it or need it.

ok for the saftey of others I will not post my stories of the dumb fucks that try to train people at my gym it gets me too worked up why you ask because I was a personal trainer and I tried to give my all to the client and it was never worth it ! now all I see are these little punk ass wannabe trainer trying to help people and then walk around me and look me up and down wtf ! any way I.m done