Christmas eve already...

i have the same prob all the time, i just like to do things last minutes and sometimes it sucks when you don't even know what to get at that last minutes shopping..
 
Missfit said:
Men always wait....LOL :)

OK Missy, as i recall you waited too. You were still out shopping on tuesday...remember you weren't at the chat...lol Damn...i've got to run to wal-mart...forgot wrapping paper...hope their still open...

Out in the garage there rose such a clatter....
It was Santa, pumping iron...like nothing was the matter.
He saw me come in and started straining his face...
that fat old fart felt so out of place...
With this in mind i starting to think, let me get this old man a cold protien drink.
Listen old man i said with a pause....you not Ronnie Coleman, you're just Santa Clause.
Start hitting the gym and dont miss a day, for in no time you'll be well on your way.
Forget doing steroids put away deca...
Brother, I'm telling you, just start with some ECA
thats the thing take it from me...
It will get your fat ass....down my chimney.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, He struck a pose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,

"Next year you'll see, I'll be dynamite."




I just couldn't resist putting this here rather than starting a new thread.
 
MdTNT said:
OK Missy, as i recall you waited too. You were still out shopping on tuesday...remember you weren't at the chat...lol Damn...i've got to run to wal-mart...forgot wrapping paper...hope their still open...


Yes...I did....but I remembered the wrapping paper!!!!:finger: lol
 
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