How to fuck with my neighbor?

I am so pissed at that old fucker.
I have a neighbor (he is about 48), who lives in the downstairs appartement.
He keeps on bitching at the landlord about everything we do.
He is sneaky as hell - would never tell it to your face and would run to the cops instantly if you'd dare to threaten his "useless" ass! He did it to another neighbor. Oh yeah, lazy as fuck, would never think of ever getting a steady job, but knowing his RIGHTS better than a lawier.
Collects unemployment, eventhough he now and then does some background acting - yes, I live in L.A. and that old fucker is a "wannabe" actor.

To get to the point.
I wanna fuck up his car, so bad that he has to get a new one and put his lazy ass to work. Now, I would have to do something, that would look like something that just fucked up the engine or so, nothing that's too obvious.

I once saw, where he keeps a seperate sparekey - right under the front right tire, taped inside the fender. But could be, that it is no longer there.

So can anyone of you tell me something I could to to fuck up his car reeeeeal bad or something else I can fuck up that rat with?
thanks
AJay

I'd leave the poor bastard alone, you only asking to get yourself in shit. You don't like you neighbor............... move.

Respect your elders son! Wecn be really pisy whenh we haven't had our propper amount of sleep in the mornings.

Yeah, there are def things you could do but i'm not gonna tell ya. I would say leave the guy alone. He may just be upset cause of things that have happened to him. You dont know what his circumstances are.

Sorry cant help but have a funny story, once upon a time a few years ago, a buddy I had known since way back in highschool who was at the time a marine, had one of his other friends girlfriends who we knew from HS who was also a marine, well bottom line is all three were marines and this girl was jealous of the friendship between the boys and started lying and talking shit to boy#1's superior officer that he was on drugs and shit. well long story short they beleived her when she said he had drugs in his truck on base and they searched it only to find nothing.
Lets just say 4 guys with rubber gloves on went to her house at night and flipped her pontiac grand am onto its roof right in the driveway. Insurance totaled it and she got a new one, which had a wreck and was also totaled within a month. what a biotch.

Funniest part is she was on the phone with marine number 2 when this went down and he never knew it was marine number 1 behind it. She heard the glass breaking and told him that she just saw guys running away and had to go to call the cops.

but dont do that, its not nice!

But seriously screw these people who collect disability or unemployment and work around it. I'll bet they do have crappy circumstances, but they deserve it, thats no excuse, they are frauds. Depending on how old the car is and whether it has an oil pressure warning light, just crawl up under there and give it an oil change without putting any back in. Come on man I'm sure you dont need help there really are a million ways to mess with someone and they can almost all get you in trouble beware!

just thank god your not him and laugh at him when you see him...

Sugar in the gas tank!! Fuck his shit up we got the same asshole people next to us..

Do whatever you want to his car. IF you are willing to take the chance of getting caught and being charged with a felony. Then you will end up paying him back for whatever you did if you are found guilty, have a criminal record, lawyers fees, and have to pay the state some hefty fricking fines. It's just not worth it.

People like that receive in the end what they have given over time. Kharma.

Yeah, i wouldnt waste the time to destroy his car. Be the mautre adult in the situation and give the fucker no reason to bother you.

Ajay how old are you?? Not to say your being immature cuase i have done some stupid shit myself even in my late 20's and early 30's but I can tell ya its not worth it all the time, between lawyer fees and jail time(possibly) why bother ya know bro, kill em with kindness as my wife always says to me, cuase I to am a hot headed idiot time to time,

irishpride said:

just thank god your not him and laugh at him when you see him...

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This is very good.

jaywooly said:

This is very good.

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thats what i do every time i see IP....and he loves it!

Believe this one or not.......my brother had this dickhead of a neighbor that always fucked with him called the cops and shit. My brother is a riot...funny sumbitch and party animal. So he dicided to just pretend he was gay everytime he saw him and would blow kisses at him and shit....well after so long the guy had enough and said fuck it im moving!!!! I wouldn't recomend doing this because you could get more than your asking for.....never know in L.A.!!! But just thought it was a funny story

brew said:

I'd leave the poor bastard alone, you only asking to get yourself in shit. You don't like you neighbor............... move.

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I agree. Don't be retarded bro'

If you don't know how to handle your anger you're going to be in for a rough life.

Take out your frustration at the gym and lift some heavy weights. Do something constructive.

Don't be a 17 year old loser kid who does dumb shit.

good advice guys, really bump it for yourselves,...for you young man leave the old fart alone,...let him be...be the mature one here, there is no need to mess up someones car, just caz you don't like him,...go on with your business and just ignored like his not there....just my dos centavos...

Rig his front door. Tie a rope to the door knob. Tie the other end to a shot gun pointing at the door. Clean your prints and go to bed.

CYPHON said:

Rig his front door. Tie a rope to the door knob. Tie the other end to a shot gun pointing at the door. Clean your prints and go to bed.

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Note to self: Don't Piss Off CYPHON.

We used to egg people like no other. I guess one comes to a time in one's life when you just say, "Fuck It!" and let nature take it's course.

I'm a very firm beleiver in: "What comes around, goes around."

I wish I would have known sooner.

tie a hundred of those 3 foot long zip ties from home depot to his drive shaft if its rear wheel drive. that should lead to some harmless pain in the ass annoyance.

AJay said:

I am so pissed at that old fucker.
I have a neighbor (he is about 48), who lives in the downstairs appartement.
He keeps on bitching at the landlord about everything we do.
He is sneaky as hell - would never tell it to your face and would run to the cops instantly if you'd dare to threaten his "useless" ass! He did it to another neighbor. Oh yeah, lazy as fuck, would never think of ever getting a steady job, but knowing his RIGHTS better than a lawier.
Collects unemployment, eventhough he now and then does some background acting - yes, I live in L.A. and that old fucker is a "wannabe" actor.

To get to the point.
I wanna fuck up his car, so bad that he has to get a new one and put his lazy ass to work. Now, I would have to do something, that would look like something that just fucked up the engine or so, nothing that's too obvious.

I once saw, where he keeps a seperate sparekey - right under the front right tire, taped inside the fender. But could be, that it is no longer there.

So can anyone of you tell me something I could to to fuck up his car reeeeeal bad or something else I can fuck up that rat with?
thanks
AJay

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what is he bitching about that you are doing?