WWWOOO HOOOOO, IT WAS ON LAST NIGHT!!!

damn i hate living in a college town. i was at my girl's house last night and we were laying in bed spoonin'(LOL). she lives like 300yds from this bar that is very popular for it's karaoke on thur.-sun nights. well, like 2 or 3 times a week drunk people are walking past her house like it's the fucking Exodus. they're loud as hell, knocking over everyone's trash cans and recycling bins...but thats usually about it. well last night we were laying there and i hear some voices all yelling and being loud...then one of them says in a hushed voice "no get the white one". my white honda was sitting outside, along with my girl's car and another of her roomates. once i hear that shit i jump outt bed, throw on my pants, shoes, and coat and run to the front door. as soon as i open it i see 4 guys outside, 3 of them were letting the air out of our tires, and one was standing on the sidewalk. i jumped the 4 stairs infront of her house and took off after these guys. after like 20yds 3 of them turned left and one guy kept running straight, so i followed the 3 guys who went left. i caught up to the last guy in like 2 seconds and grabbed the back of his sweatshirt and pulled him back a little and blasted the fucker right in the back of the head.LMFAO the guy in the lead just kept on bookin' down the street but the next guy turned around and started to run back at me...he stopped a couple feet away and looked like he was ready to get down, so i kicked that fucker right in the balls.LMFAO then i hit him w/ my right on the side of his head and he was out. then the other guy (who was pretty drunk) tried to throw a recyling bin at me and missd by like 5 feet. i took one step towards him and he fucking took off across the street ditching his buddy laying righ there on the sidewalk.LMFAO then i told the guy laying there if he comes around my house again i'll fucking kill him, and started walking away. my fucking hand hurts so bad right now it's not even funny. peices of shit drunk ass college fuckers.LOL

the funny thing is i've been off for like 9 weeks and i probably could have another cycle on the test+adrenaline i had going last night LOL

Good for you, thats funny as hell. I'm not usually a big promotor of violence, but the last house I lived in had traffic like that thurs-sun, so I completely understand. Gets annoying, I hate when drunks think its necesary to vandalize things.

A man has to protect his own, him family and any harm that comes to him...Good job buddy, and like brew said, I don't violence but you have the right to protect and defend yourself...

its not like i went looking for a fight either though...this stuff happens 3x a week! this is the first time all school year i've done something about it. hell, i haven't been in a fight for like 6 years.

This was a great read. I enjoy things like these. Make sure you didn't break anything in your hand.

Flexmaster said:

its not like i went looking for a fight either though...this stuff happens 3x a week! this is the first time all school year i've done something about it. hell, i haven't been in a fight for like 6 years.

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You have more patience than what I would have had. It was well deserved for those idiots. It is surprising how adrenaline levels really help you out in situation like this.

LMAO!!! man that is great...the only thing i would have done different is maybe cut off one of there fingers...that really drives a point home like nothin else,well cept killin a pet or family member and stuffin it in a mailbox..

irishpride said:

LMAO!!! man that is great...the only thing i would have done different is maybe cut off one of there fingers...that really drives a point home like nothin else,well cept killin a pet or family member and stuffin it in a mailbox..

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Damn Ip since when did you turn into a Mafia mob, that is some crazy shit you are typing there...lol!!!!

If you only knew....IP is a special person, not special like buy 1 get one free sale either, more like special as in hanibal lector

lol, my boy did some shit like that but a cop drove past when he was kicking his ass and he told the cop they were talking shit and harassing his woman and the cop said"dont hurt em to bad and left"
that shit was great.
hey you and strider should get together and go drinking! lol

1 Person going after four, thats awsome. I more than two is pretty scary. Major props bro!!!!!!!!!

modizzle said:

Damn Ip since when did you turn into a Mafia mob, that is some crazy shit you are typing there...lol!!!!

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you have no clue what i am capable of LMAO!!

No he doesnt. If you only knew the real IP. . . . .

so i had my friends mom, who is a nurse check out my hand/wrist today...she thinks i might have rebroke some tiny little bone in my right wrist. i broke it wrestling in highschool one year and the trainer said it cant really be put in a cast, just has to heal on it's own. so it looks like it's gonna be a lot of squatting and abs for me for a while.LOL i just hope they dont come back and i have to do this all over again w/ my left hand!LOL

ip, my favorite thing to do is throw 'em through a wood chipper and send 'em to thier families in a black trash bag...that usually seems to end any problem.LOL

crimson, i was scared as hell walking away because there are always cops on that street pulling people over and giving them duii's.----me and strider would probably get drunk and have a bench competition.LOL