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jaywooly
03-04-2005, 12:12 PM
Is at an AA meeting. I swear!

Don't laugh, just hear me out.

I'm court ordered to attend a couple AA meeting a week. Anyway, I was there the other day and I noticed this women come in a little late. You couldn't help to notice her. She had long flowing blonde hair, she was wearing this nice, tight valure sweat suit. She was also carrying a sleeping back and napsack. There was no doubt in my mind that this women was homeless, but she was also quite the catch.

She had a nice tight body. Really the only thing that turned me off was that she kept scratching her scalp with a pencil.

It made me think, "What this women might do for a nice hot shower and a bolonga sandwich..."

Presser
03-04-2005, 01:20 PM
Originally posted by jaywooly


It made me think, "What this women might do for a nice hot shower and a bolonga sandwich..."

lmao, thats why I love ya man! Thats too funny,haha, playing on their weaknesses, or should have said "preying" on their weaknesses. Your a real head case man, I love it

modizzle
03-04-2005, 03:44 PM
I never thought that...well i guess am officially an Alcoholic...See you guys in a few weeks while i go pick the hotties...I mean kick the hoe...no kick the habit...yes that is what i meant...lol

DoubleWide22
03-04-2005, 08:53 PM
take her home and pound her , on the other hand tho she might never leave you alone since she knows wher eyou live.

irishpride
03-04-2005, 09:14 PM
go to a sexoholic meeting...tell them you need a shoulder to cry on and grab her boobies LOL:satan:

BiggerStronger
03-04-2005, 09:42 PM
lol...You know, I've had this exact same thought before...

Crimsonsweat
03-05-2005, 01:31 AM
ok bro's i officially think you all have issues!! lol
and im bad for going to the park to meet single sex starved moms..lol
I wonder if theres a class for that, maybe we can meet at the park? lmfao

saturn1
03-05-2005, 09:07 AM
LMAO!! a bologna sandwich?!?!?! hahahhaa

Pumped78
03-05-2005, 09:52 AM
LOL....dont u mean a blowme sanwhich and a hot cup of comeoffme

Cannons
03-05-2005, 09:57 AM
Originally posted by DoubleWide22
take her home and pound her , on the other hand tho she might never leave you alone since she knows wher eyou live.

Just do her in the car outside in the parking lot!

Being that shes at AA, you'd probably get more out of her with a bottle of vodka or scotch than a bologna sandwitch!! Plus she'd be shitfaced and probably turn in to a freak!!

modizzle
03-05-2005, 01:12 PM
Originally posted by Cannons
Just do her in the car outside in the parking lot!

Being that shes at AA, you'd probably get more out of her with a bottle of vodka or scotch than a bologna sandwitch!! Plus she'd be shitfaced and probably turn in to a freak!!


Outside in the parking lot...That's a good spot. IF she turns into a freak all i can visualize is when she is on top and yelling..............

"What's my name Biotch? Who is your Mama biotch.?......LoL!!!
Becareful for what you wish for....

irishpride
03-05-2005, 07:57 PM
Originally posted by modizzle

"What's my name Biotch? Who is your Mama biotch.?......LoL!!!
Becareful for what you wish for.... DW said you sounded just like that at his place last night...:moon: :uhoh:

QBMuscle
03-07-2005, 01:32 PM
honestly, i have the best place to pick up! i work at a strip club as a waiter (where the guys take their clothes off) i have only been there 3 weeks and my confidence has skyrocketed because of all the women hitting on me. and they are not old and/or fat, there alot of hot girls in there.

crank
03-07-2005, 11:49 PM
omfg........

That is funny bro'

da_Fonz
03-08-2005, 08:39 PM
IP meets alot of his dates at the male strip club to, you to should hook up, LMAO

QBMuscle
03-09-2005, 11:16 AM
well it depends, does he have a big.......nevermind:finger: