Pumped78
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Make sure you read this! Are you a health risk?
With male obesity now rampant in many parts of the world but especially
in the USA, I feel it is my patriotic Duty to offer the Swift Exercise
Diet (SEX Diet) to the
general public.
It has been known for many years that sex was good exercise, but
until now nobody has offered a scientific study of the caloric content
of different sexual activities. So, now after 50 years of "original and
proprietary" research I am proud to present these scientifically
achieved results for your information.
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.................................12 Calories
Without her consent............................2187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands.................................8 Calories
With one hand...................................12 Calories
With your teeth.................................485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection..................................6 Calories
Without an erection............................3315 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary.......................................12 Calories
69 lying down...................................78 Calories
69 standing up..................................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow..................................216 Calories
Doggy Style......................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier.............................2912 Calories
ORGASMS:
Real......................................112 Calories
Fake..........................................1315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging...........................18 Calories
Getting up immediately.........................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.......816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: (At age)
20-29 years....................................36 Calories
30-39 years....................................80 Calories
40-49 years....................................124 Calories
50-59 years....................................1972 Calories
60-69 years....................................7916 Calories
70 and over............................. Results are still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly.................................................32 Calories
In a hurry..........................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door...........5218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door............13,521
With male obesity now rampant in many parts of the world but especially
in the USA, I feel it is my patriotic Duty to offer the Swift Exercise
Diet (SEX Diet) to the
general public.
It has been known for many years that sex was good exercise, but
until now nobody has offered a scientific study of the caloric content
of different sexual activities. So, now after 50 years of "original and
proprietary" research I am proud to present these scientifically
achieved results for your information.
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.................................12 Calories
Without her consent............................2187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands.................................8 Calories
With one hand...................................12 Calories
With your teeth.................................485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection..................................6 Calories
Without an erection............................3315 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary.......................................12 Calories
69 lying down...................................78 Calories
69 standing up..................................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow..................................216 Calories
Doggy Style......................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier.............................2912 Calories
ORGASMS:
Real......................................112 Calories
Fake..........................................1315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging...........................18 Calories
Getting up immediately.........................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.......816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: (At age)
20-29 years....................................36 Calories
30-39 years....................................80 Calories
40-49 years....................................124 Calories
50-59 years....................................1972 Calories
60-69 years....................................7916 Calories
70 and over............................. Results are still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly.................................................32 Calories
In a hurry..........................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door...........5218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door............13,521
