jaywooly
Guru
I don't care if you just hit 755 on bench, my accomplishment is much better.
I play semi-pro FB as many of you know. It was 2nd quarter and we were on offense. I was in the huddle and I had to fart. This was no usual fart, this felt like it came from the pit of my stomach. I was farting a bit here and there before the big one in the huddle so I knew it would wreak.
I just let it all out. This fart was quiet but last several seconds, probably close to 7 or 8 seconds. The QB ran the play in from the sideline and began to call the play. "I Right, 32...SOMEBODY SMELLS LIKE SSHIIITTT!!!!!"
The QB had the tone like he was scolding a dog for pissing on the floor. That wasn't the best of it though. The RB stands right in front of me in our huddle and he's notorious for his farts and burps. After the QB said what he said, the RB began to pat down on his ass and look at his hands.
My fart actually made someone else think they shit their pants!!!!!!
Who can top that?
I play semi-pro FB as many of you know. It was 2nd quarter and we were on offense. I was in the huddle and I had to fart. This was no usual fart, this felt like it came from the pit of my stomach. I was farting a bit here and there before the big one in the huddle so I knew it would wreak.
I just let it all out. This fart was quiet but last several seconds, probably close to 7 or 8 seconds. The QB ran the play in from the sideline and began to call the play. "I Right, 32...SOMEBODY SMELLS LIKE SSHIIITTT!!!!!"
The QB had the tone like he was scolding a dog for pissing on the floor. That wasn't the best of it though. The RB stands right in front of me in our huddle and he's notorious for his farts and burps. After the QB said what he said, the RB began to pat down on his ass and look at his hands.
My fart actually made someone else think they shit their pants!!!!!!
Who can top that?
