irishpride
MuscleChemistry Registered Member
so there we were a merry group..it was me, mickey mouse,tony the tucan,alf,my imaginery freind herbert,and tweetie bird and my next door neighbor mark...so we were all having a blast (cept for mark he seemed kinda nervous) and then i noticed mickey was dealing from the botttom of the deck to herbert,well i looked at alf to see if he noticed too and he gave me that look, then kinda look as if to say lets shoot that cheating fuck in the face so he has to have a closed casket, and i pulled out my 357 magnum and began screaming at mickey..Mark at this point was looking around frantically as if wondering who i was talking too and even had the balls to ask me who i was talkint too..it was at that point i knew he was in on it...i pulled the trigger and killed mickey,his head exploded like a watermelon..herbert,tony and tweetie all began to run to the door i had to kill them too so i let off a few more shots and ended there cheatin lives..i turned to alf who was taking all the money off the table and grinning when i heard a low whimpering from the corner of the room and realized it was my neighbor mark..i turned to alf who said remember IP no witnesses...i always liked mark and he was a nice guy,i thought i could trust him but that fuck was taunting me asking if i took my meds and who in the world was i talking too..i shot him twice in the chest..me and alf then chopped him up and ate him...all in all it was a good night..we were 2000$ richer and i dont have to worry about keeping them on the x-mas card list..life was looking pretty sweet...
