Almost horrific...

I was just on my 1st break here at work. I was in the breakroom and I was sitting back on the couch. I let my mind wander all of a sudden I wake up with a massive erection. If you've seen Anchorman you know what I'm talking about.

Luckily I woke up before anyone came in for their break. I had to tuck it up into my belt as I went back in.

Close call.

That was a close one...

" You have a MASSIVE erection in your pants!"

I HATE when that happens

The "tuck under the belt" always does the job

Oh shit this reminds me of something that happened to me 7 years ago when I was 21........

I was on 2grams total gear per week. I had constant wood.......So I always tucked it under my belt........Anyway I met this chick outside my house we chit-chat and she says........" Your in great shape can I see your abs?"

I lift up my shirt in the middle of the street with traffic (rush hour) passing by only to have my hard erected dick , which is tucked under my belt, pointing straight up and seen by passing motorist and the pretty girl.......

Needless too say she laughed so hard that I could forget such a thing.........good part ........I rocked her draws the next night.

I can relate to what Cyphon just said

lol

WOW what can i say you all have HUGE cocks to stick out from ur belts OR you fuckers have the smallest torsos I have ever seen,lol

As for me i tuck my tick tack behind a pubic hair and no one can see it then,lmao

when i was younger I once thought i had a pubic hair growing until i pissed out of it, OH the shock

lmao...Its embarrassing, but it happens I guess.

Yep I have been a walking boner since I was 15.

mace said:

Yep I have been a walking boner since I was 15.

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Mace, the fact that Missy calls you a "dick" does not make you a walking boner bro'.....LMAO

mace said:

Yep I have been a walking boner since I was 15.

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I have been the same way since like 13.