So who goes downtown?

jaywooly

Guru

• Oct 16, 2005

• #1

It's all good my friends, you can tell the truth for once...

Man, I have quite a few friends who say they don't and never would under any circumstance. That's fucking BS I'm telling ya... Yeah right, those 'ell be the first mother fuckers to do some nasty ass shit like lick some ass! So here, I'll post a poll so it can be anonimous...

 

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dreww

MuscleChemistry Registered Member

• Oct 16, 2005

• #2

Ill throw my 2 cents in here.

I chose other.....cause I will do it, but only to the selected few. Like long term girls (who do WHATEVER I want in return). So, they gotta earn it.

Well, thats Generally how it goes.

 

Glen Whitestone

New member

• Oct 16, 2005

• #3

I gotta go with Drew. I not sneezing in the basket on some slam pig I took home at the local pub on playoff night. I have to be sure the girl is pure!

 

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BiggerStronger

Member

• Oct 16, 2005

• #4

b2s I've done that, but it's not something I feel good about...lol It's like one of those things you kinda regret later while your holding your head and sobbing quietly to yourself. lmao.

 

saturn1

Member

• Oct 16, 2005

• #5

It's gotta be that clean peachy smellin twat before my wiper goes in action........No fish!

What?

 

PJT

New member

• Oct 16, 2005

• #6

body2see said:

I'll go out on a limb, maybe run solo on this....I do it for a girl whether it's the first date, or not. One night stands, whatever...so long as the girl is hot, done.

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Agreed!
As for when she has her "monthly visitor", I have no problem doing it then either...

 

Spiderman

New member

• Oct 16, 2005

• #7

b2s...I have also done this, but not knowingly. It was early morning and my wife woke me up extremely horney...Needless to say my new policy is look before you lick.

 

jaywooly

Guru

• Oct 16, 2005

• #8

I'm one of those nasty fellas who would lick a chick's butt even if it's after a pickup game of hoops at the park or she just got done w/ her cardio kickboxing class BUT I would never knowingly earn my redwings, no way Jose. That's sick.

 

dorian123

New member

• Oct 16, 2005

• #9

atta boy PJT :thumbsup:
I guess I'm part vampire I'll eat that shit like a cherry filled glazed donut
only after I've been with the girl for a couple of months to see what's up...don't know who I'm eating after if it's a one night stand and besides I can't give her everything right off the bat nothiong for her to look forward to.

usually I can use this as some bargaining power too, "What you want me to go down on you?? OK but you have to give up the ass...no ass no licky" :baby:

 

PJT

New member

• Oct 16, 2005

• #10

jaywooly said:

I'm one of those nasty fellas who would lick a chick's butt even if it's after a pickup game of hoops at the park or she just got done w/ her cardio kickboxing class BUT I would never knowingly earn my redwings, no way Jose. That's sick.

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It's not like the blood is flowing out all over your face, just smells a little worse is all...lol

 

jth250

New member

• Oct 16, 2005

• #11

great, so i know im not the only sick mo-fo to earn my redwings. the worst part about it is after you get done fingerin and youve got that shit all caked in and around your fingernails. eeewww

 

PJT

New member

• Oct 16, 2005

• #12

Just want to specify that I wouldn't get my red wings with a random chick I just met. I'm not that sick. My girlfriend's pretty hot so I don't mind at all.

 

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Southern Comfor

Banana

• Oct 16, 2005

• #13

Been there, done that. A good technique to use is to get in the shower.... Not a good method for you 250+ pounders for this method will take lots of flexibility! Only bad thing about messing around in the shower is the moans are echoed and always SO much louder. Needless to say, the roomates ALWAYS know whats going on.

 

winneevee

New member

• Oct 18, 2005

• #14

If the streets are clean, I'll go downtown!

 

TomSizeMore

New member

• Oct 18, 2005

• #15

I absolutely love going down on my wife. I don't even ask that she return the favor. But, she doesn't like me going down there that often. I have to talk her into it. And when she's on her cycle... forget about it! she won't even let me lay down the towel and have missionary sex with her. But, when I do get to go down there, I'm there for at least 15 minutes, my jaw gets sore as fu*k but I just keep going like I got a mission or something. Also, I'm the only guy that has f'ed around down there on her, so that makes it 100x better for me. Just knowing that no one else have ever dropped a load down there.

 

Bignick

New member

• Oct 18, 2005

• #16

i checked the fuck it box.....when im hammered thats usually what i say....fuck it!

 

Pumped78

New member

• Oct 19, 2005

• #17

LOL. baby, baby, baby tell me y tell me so,
I ask to go high
u tell me to go low
so i go low
taste the shit
(LICK)
taste again I LIKE IIITTT!!!!

I love it but only the elite get that treatment

 

jaywooly

Guru

• Oct 19, 2005

• #18

We overwhealmingly have a bunch of butt lickers on this board, lmao!!!

 

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Southern Comfor

Banana

• Oct 19, 2005

• #19

There is this absolutely gorgeous lifeguard at the beach here. This past summer me and my buddy were walking up the beach and he asked "Dude, if she told you she would sleep with you ONLY if you licked her ass hole, would you?" I said, "Shit man, Id go the extra mile and suck a turd out to let let her know I was legit."

 

jaywooly

Guru

• Oct 19, 2005

• #20

Southern Comfor said:

There is this absolutely gorgeous lifeguard at the beach here. This past summer me and my buddy were walking up the beach and he asked "Dude, if she told you she would sleep with you ONLY if you licked her ass hole, would you?" I said, "Shit man, Id go the extra mile and suck a turd out to let let her know I was legit."

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LMFAO!!!