Gas and leg day.

Glen Whitestone · Oct 31, 2005

Anyone ever have to make sure they try and take a dump before an intense leg workout? Today I was leg pressing buko weight and while straining I blew a huge fart! Oh man, I almost dropped the whole stack on me. Good thing only some old ass beech was around. I would have had to take the walk of shame out of the place.

BiggerStronger · Oct 31, 2005

lmfao bro...shit happens no pun intended.

dreww · Nov 1, 2005

No, I usually dont have to crap until after a leg workout. But if I got gas bad, I could kill large animals too close to my vicinity. At the bottom of a squat or heavy leg press, there is no control.

brew · Nov 1, 2005

Man I have left them fly on heavy dead lifts, not only embarassing but when hardbolied eggs are in the diet the smell almost makes you drop the weights run!

saudades · Nov 1, 2005

Yeah, I make sure I've gone to the ol' restroom before a heavy leg day. I, too, have had the embarrassing moment--except I was lucky no one else was there (I was at a very small gym at the time on a Friday).

Get_Swole · Nov 1, 2005

i did it the other night doing rack pulls or shallow deads whatever you like to call them not very crowded as it was about 10 at night couldnt get to the gym that day i think alot of us have been there could have been very embarrasing got lucky i guess

jaywooly · Nov 1, 2005

I nearly shit myself at last year's football tryouts. We were running our sprints at the end of the tryout and I literally had absolutley no control over my bowells. We were all running so hard guys were dropping like flys. One guy passed out, about 5 puked. Luckily at the time I was constipated. Had I have not been, I would've shit all down my leg.

dreww · Nov 2, 2005

One time I was working legs by myself in the small "legs" corner of the gym. I saw two girls across the gym, not too shabby looking, and thought nothing of it.

A bomb slipped out, and was ripe! I saw then walking over to the legs section about 1/2 second AFTER this and just watched them walk right into the gascloud........never saw them book it so fast outta there.

little big guy · Nov 2, 2005

dreww said:
One time I was working legs by myself in the small "legs" corner of the gym. I saw two girls across the gym, not too shabby looking, and thought nothing of it.

A bomb slipped out, and was ripe! I saw then walking over to the legs section about 1/2 second AFTER this and just watched them walk right into the gascloud........never saw them book it so fast outta there.

I would have asked them if THEY FARTED. And then laughed my ass off.

dreww · Nov 2, 2005

little big guy said:
I would have asked them if THEY FARTED. And then laughed my ass off.

This smell could have never come from a living female human

uke:

PJT · Nov 2, 2005

jaywooly said:
I nearly shit myself at last year's football tryouts. We were running our sprints at the end of the tryout and I literally had absolutley no control over my bowells. We were all running so hard guys were dropping like flys. One guy passed out, about 5 puked. Luckily at the time I was constipated. Had I have not been, I would've shit all down my leg.

I know that feeling. I remember the coach running us so hard at the end of practice that you get to a point where you're just like, if I shit myself, I shit myself and there's nothing you can really do about it.

Glen Whitestone · Nov 2, 2005

The last time I shit myself was last winter but that was beer induced! I had a thick buzz on and eating some chineese when I tried to fart in my girls direction as a joke and I had the tail end come out wet.

mace · Nov 4, 2005

I always try to shit before the gym because I am afraid that I might shart instead of fart.

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