manly question for those who own dogs

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TheElmo

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if you let your dog(male) see you naked does that make you queer? :confused: :D
 
I used to shower with my dog. He loved it and when I didn't let him in, he would just sit outside the shower and bark til i let him in. He was the cleanest dog on the block. Got all the bitches. My girlfriend was living with me at the time and hated it. She said I loved the dog more than I loved her. She was right, I loved that damned dog. But, because he was a champion pit bull, someone stole him. I would like to get one of those fuggers in the shower with me, I'd show them some homo shit just to make thier miserable little lives even more miserable. I hate thieves!
 
everytime i bring a girl home my dog always puts his nose in the girls crack when she's on top. Its cold so it always startles em! It never fails
 
well i was told that you are not queer unless you shower with your dog... oops sorry tom!! :pleased:
 
Bignick said:
everytime i bring a girl home my dog always puts his nose in the girls crack when she's on top. Its cold so it always startles em! It never fails

yea, you probably trained him to do that.
give her the goose :surprised
 
Bro your not queer until you grab the pb and call the dog. My dog always sleeps with his nose in her ass. I also learned not to let him in the room as he has a strange fetish with licking up bodily fluids. He stnuck in the room one night right after we were done and the rubber was on the foloor and 2 min later I hear a gaging noise as we lay there. I look down and the dog had eaten the rubber but the rubber band part was stuck over his teeth and he couldn't get it off. Funny as hell to watch but a little disturbing at the same time.
 
My dogs are both females, but they are outside dogs so they never see my naked ass anyway...
 
hey now hey, my ex had a dog that after we got done fucking and I would go take a shower (personally I would just rather rolled over and gone to sleep)the fucker would try to lick the juice off my dick :confused:
I'm not queer but is the dog??? he was missing a set of nuts :dizzy:
was he trying to lick the pussy juice or the my dick? inquiring minds want to know-I could have made some money off him :greedy:
 
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