jaywooly
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So I was just minding my own business watching a TV program and my live-in, 5+ years GF sits down next to me and asks, "So, (jaywooly), have you ever cheated on me?"
I'm a bit freaked. So I say, "No."
Then she asks, "Ever? I wont be mad if you just tell me now."
I again deny.
She wont let it go so I bite, "What do you consider cheating?"
She understandably gets a bit upset and says, "ANYTHING, kissing, touching, flirting....EVEN THINKING about having sex with someone else!"
I think for a minute....."Even thinking about sex with someone else?"
"YES!!!"
"Well, I think I've cheated on you twice since we've started this conversation."
Needless to say I slept on the couch last night. I sometimes prefer it there anyway.
I'm a bit freaked. So I say, "No."
Then she asks, "Ever? I wont be mad if you just tell me now."
I again deny.
She wont let it go so I bite, "What do you consider cheating?"
She understandably gets a bit upset and says, "ANYTHING, kissing, touching, flirting....EVEN THINKING about having sex with someone else!"
I think for a minute....."Even thinking about sex with someone else?"
"YES!!!"
"Well, I think I've cheated on you twice since we've started this conversation."
Needless to say I slept on the couch last night. I sometimes prefer it there anyway.
btw i love sleeping on the couch....
