funniest pick up lines you have heard

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"Hey ladies, I'm looking to stick my penis in a girls Vagina. Any takers?" South Park



"Whant me to fuck your brains out?" my friend when he's drunk.

who else has some, lets hear them
 
"Do you have a 40 tonne penguin?"....I'm just trying to break the ice

The corniest one that was ever said to me was- do you believe in love at first sight or would you like me to walk past you again?

Hi I have lost my phone number can I have yours?

I won't embarrass myslef any further with these LOL
 
"Hey...I haven't fucked you yet" - actually used by a friend of a friend at a house party and he got the #. Don't know if he ended up fucking.

I have more, but later...
 
The most annoying pick up line (that I always hear)...can I have your number, I lost mine? If they are REALLY persistent, I tend to give 555-GET-LOST.
 
1.your hotter then two rats making whoope in a wool sock in the middle of july

2.In case you're wondering, these clothes can be torn off.
 
*laughs* :laugh: I love that...never heard those!!! Now the second one would be an ice breaker...it's funny and it shows me your interested. You guys should use that.
 
"Would you please tell your boobs to stop staring at me!"

"Do you like math? Lets add me and you, subtract our cloths, divide your legs and multiply!" :D
 
NOT SO CORNY , BUT FUNNY AND TRUE. i WAS AT A WEDDING A WHILE BACK AND i SAW THIS REALLY ATTRACTIVE GIRL IN THOSE BLACK STRECTCHY PANTS STANDING BY HERSELF WHILE EVERYONE WAS SLOW DANCING, SHE LOOKED LEFT OUT SO i FIGURED i WAS IN. sO i WALKED OVER AND ASKED HER IS SHE WOULD LIKE TO DANCE, AND SHE GIVES ME THIS BITCHY "NO". i LOOKED IN CONFUSEMENT AT HER AND SAID "i'M SORRY YOU MUST HAVE HEARD ME WRONG, i SAID YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS". tHE LOOK ON HER FACE WAS WELL WORTH THE SLAP THE ENSUED, STILL PUTS A SMILE ON MY FACE TODAY, SHE WAS SO UNPREPARED FOR SOMEONE TO RETAILIATE FOR HER BITCHINESS.
 
The best pick line i used was... " Damn girl i almost wore the same outfit tonite...It worked few times...but one girl once told me after i used the line... what are you trying to say? that i look like a guy... LOL
 
Modizzle...that sounds like I know you. I said something similar to someone that said that to me. What state do you live in?
 
angelblue said:
Modizzle...that sounds like I know you. I said something similar to someone that said that to me.
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It could have been me...lol just kiddin,..i doubt it you would know me...what town do you live in
 
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