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BillTheButcher
Guest
I wanted to give you mad props on your name. They call me "white cus" in the hood. Be proud of your white heritage and never bow to anyone who calls you a cracker. A cracker is usually a food item that one can spread cheese one. You, my friend, are no cracker. Change your name to GW and lots of benefits will follow you.
As far as your roommate goes, here is my plan of action. Dress up like a ninja and hide in the attic. Wait until he's sleeping then shave his eyebrows. Eyebrows are like hair; people notice when you lack them. Also, put some Ex Lax in his beverage. Crush that shit up like corn meal and spike his Tang. That mofo will run more then OJ in a white bronco. Lastly, put crazy glue on the toilet seat. Nothing says lovin like the smell of shit brownies in the oven. GoD speed GW. I have your back.
Best,
Bill
As far as your roommate goes, here is my plan of action. Dress up like a ninja and hide in the attic. Wait until he's sleeping then shave his eyebrows. Eyebrows are like hair; people notice when you lack them. Also, put some Ex Lax in his beverage. Crush that shit up like corn meal and spike his Tang. That mofo will run more then OJ in a white bronco. Lastly, put crazy glue on the toilet seat. Nothing says lovin like the smell of shit brownies in the oven. GoD speed GW. I have your back.
Best,
Bill