Dear Glen Whitestone

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BillTheButcher

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I wanted to give you mad props on your name. They call me "white cus" in the hood. Be proud of your white heritage and never bow to anyone who calls you a cracker. A cracker is usually a food item that one can spread cheese one. You, my friend, are no cracker. Change your name to GW and lots of benefits will follow you.

As far as your roommate goes, here is my plan of action. Dress up like a ninja and hide in the attic. Wait until he's sleeping then shave his eyebrows. Eyebrows are like hair; people notice when you lack them. Also, put some Ex Lax in his beverage. Crush that shit up like corn meal and spike his Tang. That mofo will run more then OJ in a white bronco. Lastly, put crazy glue on the toilet seat. Nothing says lovin like the smell of shit brownies in the oven. GoD speed GW. I have your back.

Best,

Bill
 
Hey, I like to just shave one eye brow. Then they have to decide if they want to shave the other one. Oh, and Cracker? C'mon, lets think of something more offensive to call white people. Honkey never caught on too much either. As long as we are talking crackers though, I like Ritz or tallhouse. I think I will start a gang of crackers and everyone will have a cracker name, you got your animal, Ritz, the list goes on and on. Glad to see that I have a single thread dedicated to my fine name.
 
It is a stupid term. But it would be funny if white guys ran around sayin, "hey, what up my cracker?" You know...I may do that someday to prove a point to some people.
 
Well Angelblue, If I had an answer to that I would also have an answer to where those super long t-shirts are purchased, how you run from the cops with your pants already around your knees and all that other good shit. I myself an a strait up "white boy", clean cut, nothing wrong with that. And I hate rap, country and R&B too, makes me all want to puke.
 
Hmmm...let me guess...you like rock? :D

I did ask a few black guys, that wore there pants down around there knees, why they do it. They have all replied that it is more comfortable. One black guy who came up to me after a run told me his pants fell down twice (b/c I had asked about it earlier)...will they ever learn? :laugh:
 
No, I dcn't beleive that crap. They do it just like any other people-followers. Happens with all races. People do things just to fit in. As for music, well, I like some rock, I like Simon and Garfunkle-great stuff, 80's shit, all varieties except those that I already disclosed. Really what kind of music I like depends on what type of mood I am in. If I want to come home and just chill after a long day I won't put on anything hard, light jazz does it for me.
 
I like to listen to some Jazz every once and awhile too, but when I need to stay awake (b/c I lack sleep most of the time) it's something hard or something that has a beat...I do listen to rap...sorry man. Not all rap, b/c a lot of it is crap, but I do like rap from Christian artist. Have to say I like rock more though (at least right now).
 
Yes sir! =) Christian artist play all types...jazz, country, hip-hop, rock...
To hear them on a radio you need to listen to a Christian station, though.
 
Sorry, I don't live in the bible belt. Been there and did not want to stay. If I had to pick a religion it would be Budism. That sounds like a good deal to me.
 
Hell, no. A rapping Christian is like a sane Scientologist, they don't exist it. Rap needs violence, curses, drugs and sex to be good.

Simon says "Rapping christians are worse then Paula Abdul dancing with that cartoon cat. Dreadful."
 
*smile* If you boys really heard these artist you would be surprised!! I turn on the other rap once and awhile...some of it's good and those artists and my artists sound pretty darn similar!! They just have different lyrics...they talk about life just like non-Christian artists. Even Christians know life is hard...we're no different than non-Christians...we do things wrong just like everyone else, we find life is hard, and etc., but some people look at us like we are supposed to be something special...we're not. I'm no better than you...you're no better than me...I just have a love for God.

In fact, we have an "eminem" in our artists too. One guy was interested in hearing what Christian rap artists sound like so I played a mixed CD for him. He was surprised and said "his voice sounds just like Eminem"!!!
 
You are way different from non christians. Support brutal death metal!
1 TOOL
2 God Dethroned
3 Fragments of Unbecoming
4 Meshuggah
5 Arch Enemy
 
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Fragments said:
You are way different from non christians. Support brutal death metal!
1 TOOL
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hows does tool fall into the "brutal death metal" category?
 
I have no idea. Maybe it's another tool like a hammer or a saw.
 
I admit TOOL is not considered death metal, but the other four bands are. TOOL is played often though on channel 810 which is our metal station on Long Island.
 
The Seaton Hall Pirate radio plays the best metal in Jersey if you can pick it up. Pretty damn close to death metal air play! I think its like 89.5 FM.
 
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