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BillTheButcher
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Take away the spelling mistakes and poor grammar. I am trying to become a writer for comedy shows:
Famous Hot Chicks That Turn Me Off:
Ok, Ok. I know the guy that wrote about his opinion on Angelina Jolie on this website got ripped to shreds. In his honor and in the spirit of free speech. I am going to tell the world who society dubs as hot but in my world doesn’t cut the mustard. And no, I don’t care what you think.
10. Fergie – This Blacked Eyed Pea looks more like a Dried up Raisin. Number one. Never take the nickname of ugly Bristh royalty. Number Two, if you dance for a living, do it right. Fergie shakes worse then Muhammed Ali trying to hold a cup of coffee. If her man face doesn’t turn you off, her dance moves will. What am I going to do with all her humps? Pass it to my homeboy on the right.
9. Mariah Carey – Forget the fact that she changes colors to fit any occasion. Maria is not thick, she’s fat. She should trade her personality disorder for an eating disorder. Throw in the fact that she pimped herself out to an older man for fame and you have yourself Grade A celebrity trash. Give me Mariah, a muzzle and some Deal A Meal cards and I may be happy. I said may.
8. Pamela Anderson – What is so hot about her? She could donate her body to Citibank and they wouldn’t have to buy plastic for a year. And why does any woman go back to Tommy Lee? Tommy Lee looks like he walks out of drug rehab 24/7. And by the way Kayne next time you are munching that tuna look out for a little thing called Hepatitis. Yes Kayne West is dating Pamela Anderson. Hopefully once she goes black, she won’t come back.
7. Lindsay Lohan – Before Lindsay traded her baby fat for bones she was average. Now she looks like amini Caucasian versi9on of Manute Bol. Sure she has nice breasts but so does any woman with $5,000 or a chump as a boyfriend. Also, I don’t like freckles and when Lindsay ventures out in the sun she looks like a leopard. For people still a Lindsay Lohan, I have two words…”Wilmar” and “vlandera”.
6. Paris Hilton – Whats not to like? Big nose. No tits, no ass, no talent and well, an absolute whore in public. I forget her name also. Anyone who is named after a city or a piece of fruit should not be allowed to reproduce.
Famous Hot Chicks That Turn Me Off:
Ok, Ok. I know the guy that wrote about his opinion on Angelina Jolie on this website got ripped to shreds. In his honor and in the spirit of free speech. I am going to tell the world who society dubs as hot but in my world doesn’t cut the mustard. And no, I don’t care what you think.
10. Fergie – This Blacked Eyed Pea looks more like a Dried up Raisin. Number one. Never take the nickname of ugly Bristh royalty. Number Two, if you dance for a living, do it right. Fergie shakes worse then Muhammed Ali trying to hold a cup of coffee. If her man face doesn’t turn you off, her dance moves will. What am I going to do with all her humps? Pass it to my homeboy on the right.
9. Mariah Carey – Forget the fact that she changes colors to fit any occasion. Maria is not thick, she’s fat. She should trade her personality disorder for an eating disorder. Throw in the fact that she pimped herself out to an older man for fame and you have yourself Grade A celebrity trash. Give me Mariah, a muzzle and some Deal A Meal cards and I may be happy. I said may.
8. Pamela Anderson – What is so hot about her? She could donate her body to Citibank and they wouldn’t have to buy plastic for a year. And why does any woman go back to Tommy Lee? Tommy Lee looks like he walks out of drug rehab 24/7. And by the way Kayne next time you are munching that tuna look out for a little thing called Hepatitis. Yes Kayne West is dating Pamela Anderson. Hopefully once she goes black, she won’t come back.
7. Lindsay Lohan – Before Lindsay traded her baby fat for bones she was average. Now she looks like amini Caucasian versi9on of Manute Bol. Sure she has nice breasts but so does any woman with $5,000 or a chump as a boyfriend. Also, I don’t like freckles and when Lindsay ventures out in the sun she looks like a leopard. For people still a Lindsay Lohan, I have two words…”Wilmar” and “vlandera”.
6. Paris Hilton – Whats not to like? Big nose. No tits, no ass, no talent and well, an absolute whore in public. I forget her name also. Anyone who is named after a city or a piece of fruit should not be allowed to reproduce.
