Since You Liked My Work

Here you go:


Do It Already…

Please jump. You said you were going to jump so go ahead and take the plunge. Traffic is backed up for hours and I am going to miss the “Real World.”

While we are on the subject, why did you pick 4:00 PM to kill yourself? You could have jumped at 4:00 AM and no one would have seen you. Traffic would be flowing like the blood from your split skull but everyone would be happy. You have the whole area in a panic and my taxes are going to overtime for every public figure within 5 miles of your launching post. By the way, what made you climb on to the roof? Parents didn’t love you, well that’s common. You’re girlfriend cheated on you, join the club. The world will miss you for about 24 hours but your psychiatrist will never forget you. For $190/hr, I would tattoo your name on my foot.

While you’re up there, you might as well jump. A change in wind direction won’t save your life and that joke of a life net they have will snap like Bobby Knight after a bad call. Don’t be a quitter, do what you promised. Take the plunge.

Try not to land in the street as that will only cause more traffic. Have a nice flight.

Not bad. Bill, try talking about something real, but not so real as to wake people up on what happened to a friend or family member. People kill themselves everyday and it's partly to something wrong with their brain.

Try joking about an annoying girlfriend...how girls always...and girls never...and us men have to... Joke about what bothers people by putting a funny twist to it...something that is usually annoying, but you've made it funny.

Joke by adding a funny twist to misery. Such as the common "Things I've learned from my kids". It bothered the parents that the kid put the cat in the dryer...but they learned the cat will puke half it's body weight when dizzy. Let it flow...it will most definitely come. Keep 'em coming...I love a good laugh too!! --Plus...your tone we can't hear...so, your material might be perfect, but we are just reading it.

Good luck!!!! I want to be invited to your first big break!!!!!!

People to often get trapped in a world they create and set limits in. I would guess financial reasons would be the number one statistic in this country. All the others can kiss my ass.

Bill,

I really like your stuff...it is funny. I can tell you never like to be serious...and I love those kind-of people!! Serious when you have to be, not when you don't have to be.

You are a good guy Bill and I want you to know I appreciate you! When I leave responses don't take them to heart, because I am not an expert and I'm not sorry to say...experts don't really know what they are talking about anyways.

Your material is good, but you need one thing to bring it alive...an introduction. My advice to you...try it on a friend, stranger, or co-worker. You've got a gift...keep playing with it!!!

Glen, your crazy, funny, and that's so true!!!!

People do set limits on others...which makes me think even more...So, Bill, don't limit yourself...even though I give suggestions...don't limit yourself.

I analyzed Citizen Kane and one thing I learned from the writer/actor was that he made that movie so wonderful, powerful, and the best movie made...was because he didn't know the rules. Rules put limitations on people, which makes me sorry for my previous comments, because without knowing the "rules"...people can do some pretty powerful things!! People, like me, create walls, which do not have to be there.