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jaywooly
03-01-2006, 04:25 PM
I would seriously consider, but you have to be knuckles-deep in your ass for a half-hour.

mikeswift
03-01-2006, 04:33 PM
what the hell made you think of that bro??? LOL. I was diagnosed with Prostatitis a couple of years ago and that is one of the recommended treatments for it! I took the pills and prayed...

BillTheButcher
03-01-2006, 04:35 PM
WTF? What happens when you milk the prostrate? Seriously, I don't know.

jaywooly
03-01-2006, 05:56 PM
You ejaculate

BillTheButcher
03-01-2006, 06:19 PM
LOL. Well then paint some black spots on me and call me a cow.

modizzle
03-01-2006, 08:32 PM
Ouch!! that sounds like some serious procedure....

Crazymank
03-01-2006, 11:07 PM
Cant wait for prostate problems later in life.... My doc wants to start testing me now since he thinks I take steroids. (or maybe he's gay?)

mikeswift
03-02-2006, 10:30 AM
Cant wait for prostate problems later in life.... My doc wants to start testing me now since he thinks I take steroids. (or maybe he's gay?)

Is it normal for my dentist to keep asking me to check mine?

Get_Swole
03-02-2006, 02:39 PM
lmao this is the funniest thread haha

sk8erhellus
03-02-2006, 04:47 PM
thats a good question cuz my eye doctor keeps asking

dreww
03-04-2006, 09:10 AM
Cant wait for prostate problems later in life.... My doc wants to start testing me now since he thinks I take steroids. (or maybe he's gay?)

jeez, tell him to at least buy you dinner first.

Crazymank
03-05-2006, 07:07 PM
I think Im going to start charging him for my visits.

TheElmo
03-07-2006, 05:58 PM
Ofcoarse jaywooly has forgotten to mention how this all started. He once went to the Doc for a rectal exam the Dr. told him to to drop his pant, turn around and put his elbows on the table. Immediately jay knew something was wrong though he could not firgure it out right away. Well the Dr. told him all was well and there be no charge for this visit since he was a "good patient" It was not until jay had gotten home that he realized that during the rectal exam the Dr. had both of his hands on his shoulders!! Jay has not mention this to anyone so to answer your question mikeswift there you go. lol its an old joke

For those of you interested in visiting jaywoolys Dr. go to Dr.Fugepacker.com or may schedule with is assistan Dr.Manrammer.com

BillTheButcher
03-07-2006, 06:36 PM
LMAO. That joke tickled my funny bone Elmo.