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BillTheButcher

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Tell us a story...

Maybe tell us how you got your ass kicked in Cancun by three Mexicans and a sombraro hat.

Seriously, tell us a tale from the Presser vault. :dj:
 
Well it all started back in the 6th grade, a Catholic shool boy during grade school years and then pure culture shock going into 6th grade at a public school, becuase my mother and father were killed in a head on car collision, and my aunty couldnt afford to keep me in private school, Sad but true aunty couldnt realy afford to dress me well either, so i mostly wore the hand me down cloths from my two cousins whome i was now living with along with my aunty, I knew each day the kids in school could tell i was wearing hand me downs from my two cousins as well and they would crack on me like hell each and every day, "hey widow boy" they would call me, or "hey nice skirt dickwad", yes my 2 cousins whos hand me downs i wore were indeed females, arghhh it was tough, !!
I knew from that day on i wanted to be a bodybuilder, big and strong and man enough to wear a midriff, a sun dress or a mini skirt if i so desired!

and today im proud to say as i sit here and type this im wearing my auntys undies and my cousin trisha mini, and their isnt a fucking thing anyone can do or say about it with out me unleashing the gayest ass whooping they have ever recieved!

That story is from me to you from the bottom of my heart! i call it a bodybuilders desire! lol
 
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Well it all started back in the 6th grade, a Catholic shool boy during grade school years and then pure culture shock going into 6th grade at a public school, becuase my mother and father were killed in a head on car collision, and my aunty couldnt afford to keep me private school, Sad but true aunty couldnt realy afford to dress me well either, so i mostly wore the hand me down cloths from my two cousins whome i was now living with along with my aunty, I knew each day the kids in school could tell i was wearing hand me downs from my two cousins as well and they would crack on me like hell each and every day, "hey widow boy" they would call me, or "hey nice skirt dickwad", yes my 2 cousins whos hand me downs i wore were indeed females, arghhh it was tough, !!
I knew from that day on i wanted to be a bodybuilder, big and strong and man enough to wear a midriff, a sun dress or a mini skirt if i so desired!

and today im the proud to say as i sit here and type this im wearing my auntys undies and my cousin trisha mini, and their isnt a fucking thing anyone can do or say about it with out me unleashing the gayest ass whooping they have ever recieved!

That story is from me to you from the bottom of my heart! i call it a bodybuilders desire! lol


WTF? If that is true, well it's a sad story. If not, you are a sick, sick man. Do you wear your girl's clothing?
 
Jesus Christ i cant stop laughing and to answer your questions, yes i am a sick sick man, and i will never tell if i am sitting here wearing my wifes so so so soft under garments
 
Opps. Disturbed.

Tell us a short story...like how old was the great Pressera when he first tasted poon tang pie.
 
BillTheButcher said:
Opps. Disturbed.

Tell us a short story...like how old was the great Pressera when he first tasted poon tang pie.

depends are we talking yella nani, neubian nani, cracka nani, i mean be specific man
 
mikeswift said:
Presser, thank you for another "milk flying from the nostrils" story... I love hearing about your childhood

yeah i suppose hearing my childhood stories would make anyones day seem a little brighter :lurk:
 
Presser said:
depends are we talking yella nani, neubian nani, cracka nani, i mean be specific man

Is that ebonics?

The first time you had nani, period.
 
Presser said:
truth be told is I havent had pussy since pussy had me

Come on man. Spill the beans. We all like NANI stories.
 
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