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This was a comment about an article on comedy board. HOLY SHIT!

"I remember once, at karate, this girl said I curled my toes funny when I did a spin kick. I was like, "Fuck you, bitch, everyone knows you put your head too far down when you do a spin kick." Plus, spin kicks are for losers anyway. Tornado kicks are far more effective. Plus that girl is a total whore. I heard she sucked a midget's dick for a ride home. Please make me feel important.

Didn't think that was funny? Neither was your article."

- Master Splinter

this is exactly the kind of posting that reinforces why you should be the MOD of the Funny Forum.

good stuff

lol good one bro. Yesterday I was reading a post online about this guy who said, " One time I was laying in bed with this girl and she starting to make fun of my small dick. So I barried her face in on the pillow and fucked her in the ass. She never made fun of my dick again." And this dude was serious too! :satan:

funny stuff

TheElmo said:

lol good one bro. Yesterday I was reading a post online about this guy who said, " One time I was laying in bed with this girl and she starting to make fun of my small dick. So I barried her face in on the pillow and fucked her in the ass. She never made fun of my dick again." And this dude was serious too! :satan:

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well, in that hole im sure it felt alot bigger!

booya! Right in the browneye

I think that original quote coulda been wrote by Jack Handy from Saturday Night Live. He coulda put em into a book called "XXX quotes, by Jack Handy"

hahahaha, that's some funny shit