CMF membership requirements

OK yall here is the scoop on the new gang. Bill has just named me his second in command Leutanant Elmo to you bitches!!

Here is the first and only requirement to join the gang(I didn't have to do it cause I special.) You must kidnap a fat bum in the mildle of the night. Take him to the woods and fuck him in the ass while you jerk him off. If he sais OWEE your inn. Other wise you must keep doing it until you hear the magic word. Good luck to you all. By the way use of condoms, ky jelly, sticks and such are grounds for immediate diqualification. Just remember 10 minutes of being a Terd pusher in exchange for having the honor of being a CMF member is well worth it. Bill any other terms and conditions you would like to add please do so bro.

Congrats to our first confirmed member, MIKESWIFT COME ON DOWN!!

As founder, I fire Elmo from his position.

Only req for CMF is you must be a CRAZY MOTHER FUCKER!

if I go we all go. and as a former union rep I will have MC on strike so fast it will make your head spin. lol j/k

Elmo it's CMF, not GAY Mother Fuckers... or DUMB mother fuckkers. Get wit it.