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BillTheButcher
03-17-2006, 01:01 PM
Example 1 -"Ah, yes I will have a medium diet coke." Really? If you could see two feet in front of you, you would notice all of the cups are the same size and there is SELF SERVE soda fountain. How about a nice slap to the face with that?

Example 2 -"HAHAHAHAHNENEN EXCUSE ME HAHANENEE..." What's that? Is that English? Look, you are dirty and smelly so get the fuck away from me and don't beg outside of an eating establishment. Also, since I can't understand you it would be wise to make a sign. Lay off the crack too.

Example 3 -"You know where I live, right?" No, I don't. If I did I would burn your house to the ground with you locked in it. Get off your cell phone when standing in line. I don't give two shits about your useless life. Cell phones should cost more money so that people with nothing going on couldn't afford them. Most people with no lives talk to other losers about shit that doesn't matter.

Presser
03-17-2006, 09:30 PM
wow who pissed in ur wheatied this morning,lmao

powerlifter
03-17-2006, 10:36 PM
Bill that's exactly the reason I love livin in a clean town of less than 200,000 people. No bums beggin for money, wantin to wash your windows. People say hi to you, and you don't need to be thinking about 'what the fuck do they want from me". It's quite nice.

Presser
03-17-2006, 10:49 PM
not only does it sound quite nice it sounds quite unique,lol

Glen Whitestone
03-17-2006, 11:00 PM
I can't even stand pan handlers for charity. I hate going into the supermarket on a Saturday morning and there being some different group every week collecting for something. I will donate to charites of my choosing but with these people who knows what the fuck they do with the cash. When I used to work as a bank manager a few years ago this church group would always come by to collect. I could not just give out the banks money, if they want cash donations they have to write to corporate. This bitch was so nasty when I told her. One of the priests had an account too. The dude had over 100 grand on deposit and he used to be a mean nasty sun of a bitch too. He would write frigging checks and come into put a stop payment and then damn near curse me when I told him there was a fee.

Fragments
03-17-2006, 11:20 PM
Suburbia with overpriced real estate and overpaid policemen seems to work well where I live. Just high enough population density to allow for a rich assortment of food and entertainment. Door to door solicitation is illegal and I rarely encounter beggers. Three cheers for Long Island!

mikeswift
03-17-2006, 11:28 PM
I only give to either the sports teams or the cheerleaders when I come out of the supermarket, my wife knows it too and keeps her eye on me when she sees the cheerleaders out there... lol. But I mean come on 8 hot high school cheerleaders lined up singing, "Whatcha gonna do wit all that junk..." Thankfully she's cool and just laughs at me without getting freaked out and jealous.

Glen Whitestone
03-18-2006, 10:01 AM
BTB likes the summer time high school cheerleader car wash personally!

mikeswift
03-18-2006, 11:20 AM
I'm going shopping in about 5 minutes, I think it may be too cold for them today :(

vertigorocks
03-18-2006, 12:47 PM
Suburbia with overpriced real estate and overpaid policemen seems to work well where I live. Just high enough population density to allow for a rich assortment of food and entertainment. Door to door solicitation is illegal and I rarely encounter beggers. Three cheers for Long Island!


YES! Its a great place to live isnt it! Suffolk or Nassau bro? Gotta love the island! :wave:

Fragments
03-18-2006, 11:44 PM
South Farmingdale, Nassau but only 2 miles from the Suffolk border. I work in Commack so I avoid the long commute to Manhattan.

BillTheButcher
03-19-2006, 09:07 PM
BTB likes the summer time high school cheerleader car wash personally!

Fuck yeah bro. In Florida it summer close to 365 days a year. Think about it, women can't hide between heavy clothing so they have to be in shape.

As far as cheerleaders go, if they are 17 then they are cool with me.

dreww
03-19-2006, 09:10 PM
Fuck yeah bro. In Florida it summer close to 365 days a year. Think about it, women can't hide between heavy clothing so they have to be in shape.

As far as cheerleaders go, if they are 17 then they are cool with me.

lol, if the state says 17 is legal....who are you to argue? :thumbsup:

mikeswift
03-19-2006, 10:00 PM
I can't wait until the weather warms up. In the meantime I'm heading to the Keys on Thursday and I can't wait

BillTheButcher
03-20-2006, 08:24 AM
I can't wait until the weather warms up. In the meantime I'm heading to the Keys on Thursday and I can't wait

Key West? Which key you be at?

The funny thing about the keys is that when a hurricane comes people have to drive their ass on one road out of there. That would suck to be behind the pack.

Key West is awesome, I got into some trouble there last year.

BillTheButcher
03-20-2006, 08:27 AM
lol, if the state says 17 is legal....who are you to argue? :thumbsup:

I would die a happy man if I could somehow have a threesome with two 17 year olds. The trick is meeting them. You can't hang at the highschools and showing up at a highschool party would officialy make one a loser.

I am hoping that the beach works out for me.

Seacrest OUT!

mikeswift
03-20-2006, 02:58 PM
We'll be flying into Key West but spending the majority of our time in Marathon. I love the keys and plan on spending lots more time there in the future. Not really into the whole Shit faced on Duval street scene but boy there are a lot of hotties down there...