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Presser
03-17-2006, 09:24 PM
Here is a better question or atleast one im interested in knowing about, for those of you married ingaged or serious, that have done this and brought in a 3rd person (girl) did it change the relationship between ur signifigant other and urself, im talking a one time deal and you didnt and never will see the 3rd party again, and have no chance to see the 3rd party again, was it worth it, did it hurt the relationship or did it spice it up,



My wife and i are very close best friends, fitness enthusiasts, and freaks would best describe us but only together never had 3rd person but always kid about it, stipulations hypotheticly speaking would be neither of us could possibly ever see the other person again or have no chance of running into them so jealousy wouldnt be in the equation down thew road, i just cant see nor my wife how that could go wrong so long as our guidelines were met and kept, but still we are hesitant and still just talking bullshit about it ya know, going on 7 years together, married almost 3 years now, and we moved in together after a couple weeks knowing one another, and not a move of convenience where either of us had our own place already and the other just moved in, after only a couple weeks we went out and bought a place together, so were pretty bonded and have our share of relationship problems like normal people, but i was just curious about this
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Presser
03-17-2006, 09:26 PM
Also i wouldnt think age would be a factor in ur guys and gals answering this but we are both in our early 30's me 32 she 30, so were not kids so to speak, just thought i would toss that out there

BillTheButcher
03-17-2006, 09:40 PM
Depends on your relationship.

Presser
03-17-2006, 09:47 PM
Read The Question Genius,lmao, I Wasnt Asking If We Should, I Wouldnt Take Advice From You Guys If You Were The Last People On Earth,lol, Seriously Though I Was Asking For Those Who Have Done It What Problems If Any Have Occured

BillTheButcher
03-17-2006, 10:07 PM
Sorry bro.

mikeswift
03-17-2006, 11:39 PM
my ex and I fooled around with another girl, I wouldn't recommend it. Our marriage was pretty much washed up and we had seperated at the time. The girl we hooked up with was Bi and into both of us and she lived in our building which was a big mistake, my wife had already moved out and I was moving within the month so we figured what the fuck but the other girl is the one that really freaked on us and started calling and demanding to see us... got real weird, real fast. So to answer your question seriously, I would keep joking about it, take her to a strip club and buy each other lap dances but don't let it go any further and count your blessings.

My unserious answer is if Spanish Fly is interested in a 3 some send her over here and I'll take care of her!

dreww
03-18-2006, 02:43 PM
My unserious answer is if Spanish Fly is interested in a 3 some send her over here and I'll take care of her!

banned! :D

TheElmo
03-18-2006, 04:01 PM
I know you don't want our advice. Personally I would never do that. If there is true love there is no need for a 3rd party. Having said that, I will tell you what happened to my brothers best friend. He and his wife decided to have a 3some with one of her friends. The first time they only kissed and felt each other up because it was embarassing. The second time around they had a different approach and went clubing and got drunk so when they got home they were ready to bone. So it happened once. They had both agreed to never doit again. Well here is where shit hit the fan. After a while his wife told him that maybe they should try it again but this time she wanted to have a 3some with another guy. MY bros friend said hell no! So she gave him the old if you had a girl why can't i have a guy speech. Even though they had AGREED that they would never doit again. To make a long story short, he said no so she went and fucked a guy behind his back he found out and fucked a woman to get even they are now fighting each other in court to see who keeps the house. Anytime you do stuff like that I think you are asking for trouble my friend.
Oh, and here is my unserious answer(competing with mikes) IF you really want to have a 3some give yourself a DOUBLE STRANGER. That is where you sit on both of your hands til they fall asleep. Then when you jerk off it will feel like two other people are doing it you. Or you could make pupets out of your hands like when Cartman gave head to Ben affleck in South park. lol Problem solved! your fuking perv! :D

Ring Steel
03-18-2006, 04:56 PM
Hell, I thought all couples tried to have threesomes while on vacation. Isn't that what Cancun or Vegas is for?
But I wouldn't consider it in my hometown, way too much chance of seeing the 3rd person again and having possible conflict.

BillTheButcher
03-20-2006, 09:01 AM
I know you don't want our advice. Personally I would never do that. If there is true love there is no need for a 3rd party. Having said that, I will tell you what happened to my brothers best friend. He and his wife decided to have a 3some with one of her friends. The first time they only kissed and felt each other up because it was embarassing. The second time around they had a different approach and went clubing and got drunk so when they got home they were ready to bone. So it happened once. They had both agreed to never doit again. Well here is where shit hit the fan. After a while his wife told him that maybe they should try it again but this time she wanted to have a 3some with another guy. MY bros friend said hell no! So she gave him the old if you had a girl why can't i have a guy speech. Even though they had AGREED that they would never doit again. To make a long story short, he said no so she went and fucked a guy behind his back he found out and fucked a woman to get even they are now fighting each other in court to see who keeps the house. Anytime you do stuff like that I think you are asking for trouble my friend.
Oh, and here is my unserious answer(competing with mikes) IF you really want to have a 3some give yourself a DOUBLE STRANGER. That is where you sit on both of your hands til they fall asleep. Then when you jerk off it will feel like two other people are doing it you. Or you could make pupets out of your hands like when Cartman gave head to Ben affleck in South park. lol Problem solved! your fuking perv! :D


HOLY SHIT THAT WAS HILARIOUS! A double stranger, what the fuck! You know what's a fun game, take 3 Excedrin PM and see if you can jerk off before you fall asleep. THe best part of the game is you always win.

BillTheButcher
03-20-2006, 09:03 AM
As far as a serious response, my ex-wife never wanted to talk about it. However, I did get her to admit she liked watching women getting it on.

The closest I came was watching a porno with her. Fucking prude!

BillTheButcher
03-20-2006, 09:05 AM
banned! :D

Damn Mike it would be stupid to diss you even your unseriousness remarks are super official.

BANNED :wave:

Crazymank
03-20-2006, 09:29 AM
Press- take my advice. I've been throught this. If you love her, dont do it. Infact, dont even talk about it.

If you dont plan being with her for a long time, want to try this out- go for it. Just know your relationship is over.

BillTheButcher
03-20-2006, 09:35 AM
Damn dude what happened with you?

mikeswift
03-20-2006, 10:41 AM
so am I banned for my response? am I in purgatory? am I already long gone and I don't know it???

BillTheButcher
03-20-2006, 10:45 AM
Mike go into more details about you and your ex. Did you have sex with the other girl while your ex and her fooled around.

Details man. Write a book on it. I am bored as hell.

BillTheButcher
03-20-2006, 11:03 AM
Mike come on you sissy. As leader of CMF I order you to post some details.

BillTheButcher
03-20-2006, 11:17 AM
we all took turns going down on each other, I then lined them up on the bed on their hands and knees and took turns slicing into each of them with my man butter. It was a lot of fun but I couldn't get clean enough the next day and all of us felt pretty dirty. Hungover. Evil... but then I got them to start making out again after breakfast and I shook hands with the bishop while I watched them trying to get into a comfortable 69... good times

Did you wear a condom or did you bareback it?

Shook hands with the Bishop?

Who took the shot at the end? Come on man, more details.

Was it porn style or what? And why did they both stay for breakfast?

Also, were they hot? Did they both blow you at once?

BillTheButcher
03-20-2006, 01:38 PM
one was my ex wife the other was a neighbor... they were hot but our neighbor turned out to be a pyscho and was stalking us after it. i barebacked it and of course was real nervous about it after that, hence the feeling dirty. It was porn style I guess you could say, they didn't both blow me at the same time but we tried to get into a human chain of going down on each other but between the bed only being a queen and a lack of flexiblity we couldn't bring it full circle... any more details are fuzzy bro.

Who took the shot man?

Good details though man, that is why you are my second in command.

Almost turned into a fatal attraction eh?

WTF were they doing when you were using you man butter on them? That has to be akward if you are a girl and your friend is right next to you bent over in the same position. WTF do you say to each other after that? Man I need a dirty girl who just wants to bang 24/7. That would be wicked awesome.

Good story though man, damn good story. Pressera will print this out and store it under his tissue box.

TheElmo
03-20-2006, 02:51 PM
mike I strongly suggest you tell bill the end to your story or he is not going to be able to cum any time soon. :chinese:

BillTheButcher
03-20-2006, 02:58 PM
i blew my load on the other girls tits... the end. While I was behind them they were holding hands... it doesn't sound like much but when you're going balls deep in someone and she's clenching her hand onto another girls and squeezing it's HOT...

Explain that again. WTF was going on? LOL...

Balls deep...

Why didn't you aim for the face man? And why weren't their hands in other places?

BillTheButcher
03-20-2006, 02:59 PM
mike I strongly suggest you tell bill the end to your story or he is not going to be able to cum any time soon. :chinese:

ELMO you are one funny guy. Don't make me tell Presser to tickle you again with his peacock feather.

mikeswift
03-20-2006, 03:01 PM
this had quickly turned into a porn site thread so I'm going to forego anymore detials in order to save bandwidth for workout and AAS forums...

Swifty - Out!

BillTheButcher
03-20-2006, 03:02 PM
this had quickly turned into a porn site thread so I'm going to forego anymore detials in order to save bandwidth for workout and AAS forums...

Swifty - Out!

Tell me what shook hands with the Bishop means! :finger:

Crazymank
03-23-2006, 03:09 PM
sorry about the lack of detail with my post.

What happend? lost the best woman in the world-lol.

she just wanted to try it cause she wanted to give me everything. It ended up really messing with her head. A year later she kept thinking I wanted more, that she wasnt good enough, that I really enjoyed another woman- man- it really f-ed with her head!!

I ended up breaking up with her cause she turned into a stalker, she was constantly looking at my phone, emails, driving by my house, accusing me of fucking her friends... I tried sooo hard to calm her down, but in her eyes (a year later) it was like I cheated on her, but it was 10x worst cause she watched it happen. F-ing ruined her.