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BillTheButcher
03-20-2006, 08:37 AM
Okay all you cheap mofos out there, Bill is here to save you some money. Instead of being a dumbass like me and wasting money on shitty movies you can now read reviews from the man himself.

"Walk the Line" - Good movie but after listening to the other River Phoneix sing like Johnny Cash for two hours I wanted to walk off a cliff. I don't see how anyone could like Johnny Cash or his music.

I would spend the money to rent this just to see Reese Witherspoon. She looks double the fun as a brunette and her body in this movie is slamming.

I give this movie one thumb down and the other thumb up.

"Jarhead" - Solid movie. Very good and also it had some cool background scenes. Jamie Foxx will always annoy me although he is a good actor. The movie could use more violence but other then that it was good.

If you have to tackle grandma to get the last copy I would use a chop block on her. At 80, her knees are already shot.

"The New Harry Potter" - Finally a Harry Potter movie where the gang finally gets horny. I can't spell any of there names so let's just say the main chick is growing up. Harry and Ron are dorks as usual and that little dude who always directs the band still freaks me out.

Average-wait until you friend buys it then steal it.

kdog
03-20-2006, 09:57 AM
Pretty fair reviews. Ever seen Domino??

BillTheButcher
03-20-2006, 10:01 AM
Pretty fair reviews. Ever seen Domino??

YES. Not really a solid movie but you get to see Keira Knightley give a lap dance and she gets naked at the end of the movie.

Mickey Rourke is always a bad ass though. He is the original CMF.

The only thing that concerns me with Keira Knightly is that she is or was with Adrien Brody aka Icabod Krane.

kdog
03-20-2006, 10:06 AM
Keira Knightly is very hot. Didn't like the hair in the movie (a little manly), but pretty good....

BillTheButcher
03-20-2006, 10:09 AM
Keira Knightly is very hot. Didn't like the hair in the movie (a little manly), but pretty good....

That fat Mexican that she gave the lap dance to has a lifetime masturbation image. I hate that guy!

She is hot with any hair cut man. Natalie Portman shaved her head and dayummm I would still make sweet love to her for 48 hours straight.

dreww
03-20-2006, 09:58 PM
YES. Not really a solid movie but you get to see Keira Knightley give a lap dance and she gets naked at the end of the movie.
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that scene is such b.s. Like anyone would give up a friend/dealer for a freakin lap dance from her. These are all ballers and could buy any bitch they needed to do anything they needed.