WTF is up with my dog?

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TheElmo

Guest

• Mar 24, 2006

• #1

ok so this morning I get out of the shower (naked) and my dog is laying on a small couch I have in my room. I sat on the edge of my bed and started drying my feet and he gets up comes close to me and just stares at me. So I figure he seen my weiner and has envy. lol Anyway so I keep drying my feet and then all of the sudden the fucker rushes me. Puts his wet nose against my nutsack and gives me 3 quicks sniffs. Jumps up on my bed, lays down and starts to fall asleep. Does anyone know the number to that lady who is a pet psychic on the Discovery channel. :saywhat:

 

kdog

New member

• Mar 24, 2006

• #2

That is pretty funny man. Do you look like a dog!!! JK

 

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MaskedMoron

New member

• Mar 25, 2006

• #3

LOL thats some funny shit. Dog having a midlife crisis? got tired of sniffing his own nuts and decided to try someone elses?

 

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dreww

MuscleChemistry Registered Member

• Mar 25, 2006

• #4

bro, maybe you have cancer.

aint you seen the thing on the news about dogs being able to detect cancer?

Im just kidding, but now you probably are gonna worry, lol! But, on a plus note, if they cut off your balls you get HRT for life baby!

 

Get_Swole

MuscleChemistry Registered Member

• Mar 26, 2006

• #5

dreww said:

bro, maybe you have cancer.

aint you seen the thing on the news about dogs being able to detect cancer?

Im just kidding, but now you probably are gonna worry, lol! But, on a plus note, if they cut off your balls you get HRT for life baby!

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lmao

 

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TheElmo

Guest

• Mar 26, 2006

• #6

lol i don't think my dog is queer just bycurious!

 

brew

New member

• Mar 26, 2006

• #7

I don't know what to sya, thats too fuckin funny.

 

Pumped78

New member

• Mar 27, 2006

• #8

dreww said:

bro, maybe you have cancer.

aint you seen the thing on the news about dogs being able to detect cancer?

Im just kidding, but now you probably are gonna worry, lol! But, on a plus note, if they cut off your balls you get HRT for life baby!

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thats hilarious....lmmmfao

 

winneevee

New member

• Mar 31, 2006

• #9

u dont know what to expect from dogs. I recently lost my pit cause he got so big, he jumped through my window and havent seen him since......

 

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powerlifter

New member

• Mar 31, 2006

• #10

Send that questiong to Cesar Milan. He's a dog psychologist on the national geographic channel with a show called The Dog Whisperer. It's a pretty fricking cool show.

I would suggest not applying peanut butter to your sack right after a good shower.