Penis surgery... It works!!!! HAHAHAHA

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:puke: PHILADELPHIA -- A man pleaded guilty to weapons of mass destruction charges for sending a mail bomb to a Chicago surgeon he said botched his penile enlargement surgery, though his attorney questioned whether the charges fit the offense.

Brett R. Steidler, 25, of Reamstown, Pa., mailed the explosive device in February 2005 because he was "extremely unhappy with the results" of the $8,000 surgery, Assistant U.S. Attorney Jennifer Arbittier Williams said in court filings.

But Steidler alerted authorities before the bomb arrived and it was retrieved from the mail and disarmed. His attorney, Luis A. Ortiz, said Steidler is mentally ill and noted the difference between the roughly 2-year sentence for mailing a letter bomb and the 4- to 8-year sentence for using a weapon of mass destruction.

"You shouldn't group this guy with people who drive truck loads of explosives to buildings or gather anthrax or do things for political reasons," Ortiz said.


Sentencing is scheduled July 7 before U.S. District Judge Lawrence F. Stengel.
 
hahaahha i thought this was going to be a joke halfway through it and i was waiting for the kicker at the end haha that is pretty funny though
 
i wonder how bad the dr. botched the surgery.

to mail a bomb...it had to be bad.
 
What's really fu*ked up is that you only get a 2 year sentence for mailing a letter bomb!!!!!!! and 4 to 8 for using a WMD!!!!!!

WTF!!!! You can get more than that for having a couple oz's of weed!!!!!!!!


TKOA
 
Well its the dudes own fault. Cosmetic surgery blunders are ironic to me. Be happy with what you have you know. At least it worked now the dude probobly can't go near a chick with that thing. Probobly looks like a candle holder or something.
 
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