ours is spent on FUCKING BILLS! I forget why I wanted to be a grown up in the first place, oh yeah so i could vote, no thats not it, drink maybe? no dont drink, oh thats right so i could pay bills and flip a coin every day with my wife to see who has to go get the fucking dreaded mail!
My mailbox has this shit eating grin on its face every time o go to open it, like yeah bitch im loaded with debt today!
Just once I want to open the mail box and see Ed McMahons head pop out with a that check you never see anyone or hear about anyone ever winning!
My mailbox has this shit eating grin on its face every time o go to open it, like yeah bitch im loaded with debt today!
Just once I want to open the mail box and see Ed McMahons head pop out with a that check you never see anyone or hear about anyone ever winning!
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