your mama so fat

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mcgaret

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O.K., it had to come to this.
1) your mama so fat she beeps when she backs up.
2) your mama so fat she fell on a Quarter and two dimes and a nickle poped out.
3) your mama so fat she smokes a turkey after sex.
 
Your mama's so fat, she could put her hands in her pockets when shes naked!
Your mama's so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks!
 
that was below the belt literally haha my only excuse is jack daniels told me too.
 
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
your mom so fat when i got on top of her my ears popped
 
Your Momma so fat she was wearing a Malcolm X jacket and helicopters tried landing on her back.

Yo Mamma so fat when she puts on her BVD's it spells out Boulevard.

Yo Momma so fat in order to fuck her I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot
 
your mommas so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
your mommas so fat she has runs in her jeans
your mommas so fat when she went missing they needed all 4 sides of the milk carton to put her picture on.

I got more..lmfao
 
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