All Men Read Please !!

All men interested in health and longevity must read this!!

Haha, looks like I've been on the right track for years! I better slow down though, I might be over training because of it

lol..uh ok. now if i stop drinking the tap waterand breathing the city air i will be ok..

hummmm i like the sound of that

good read...

Ha! Now I have an excuse to tell the wifey. Excellent! "But hunny, there's a study that says it's healthy for me..."

so thats why mcgaret always asks me to jog on the beach while he video tapes me...

i hear that b2s im gonna go sit in a titty bar all day on my day off and when people call me ill just tell them im trying to live a longer healthier life lmao.

Hey Irish - the vidieos are not for me - I sell them to the gay bars in San Francisco.
I just cant keep up with the demand. (you are somewhat of a celebrity there)

^ lmao that was pretty good gotta give it to ya.

what if I get gyno and just stare at myself in the mirror? does that count?

Now if only those smart women in germany would conduct a study on how a daily blowjob would affect mens health.............

I feel younger already. practice makes perfect

http://www.abcstories.com/stories/health.html
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<TABLE cellSpacing=5 cellPadding=5 width="80%" align=center bgColor=white border=0 valign="top"><TBODY><TR><TD class=body vAlign=top>Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered, according to the New England Journal of Medicine "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out, "declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby. Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients - half of whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so. The study revealed that after five years, the chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease. "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation," explains Dr. Weatherby. "There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." Dr. Weatherby suggested that men over the age of 40 spend at least 10 minutes a day looking at breasts sized "D-cup" or greater. "We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years." Dr. Weatherby says she would advise U.S. males to watch "jiggle" shows on TV, rent low-budget women-in-prison movies and peruse men's magazines such as Playboy as often as possible. The expert also listed several bosomy celebrities whose headlights were most likely to yield a beneficial health effect. These amply endowed "angels of mercy" include Dolly Parton, Heather Locklear, Anna Nicole Smith and Demi Moore.

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mikeswift said:

what if I get gyno and just stare at myself in the mirror? does that count?

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Only if you're a D cup or bigger