attn mikeswift

hey man thanks for thinking of me, the baby and the wife are doing well, still not coming out until Feb. 6th though so I got plenty of time to get nervous. We go in for another ultrasound in 2 more weeks.

Body2See on the other hand has his baby coming in the next couple of weeks. He's been going to the Doc with the girlie every week now from what I hear. Give us an update B2S and let us know what the latest is.
 
vertigorocks said:
Damn, not only are most of my friends getting married, but everyone's havin babies too!!!! AHHH!!!!
yeah, thats it! im knockin up the next whore i nail! Im not even gonna tell her! haha.......time to plant some demon seed!:satan:
 
just say man im tired and pull out put it away and leave say i dont know i couldnt get off. But in your mind you know that the dead was done and shes filled to the line.
 
Then there is a knock on the door - its a guy serving you a summons for a DNA test
for child support. (unless you told her your name was Mikeswift) LOL
 
Get_Swole said:
id use the name mikeswift normal sucks or presser :)
" Oops I did it again"....

I am 40 never married, no kids, 2 dogs. Do I have it all wrong? All my friends are married and all had kids within 3 years of each other... Now they all go too the Zoo, water parks, walks in the parks with the baby strollers. Ohh yea and their wives don't want them to hang around me because I am single and they think that looks better then being married... "Hell yea it does"!!

Congrats to all you guys who have babies and/or are married.
 
I have noticed not always, but most of the time, the difference between a
married guy and a single guy is the toys. The single guy has em and the married
guy dont.
 
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