The Buffalo Theory

The Buffalo Theory - It makes perfect sense to me.
In one episode of 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar describing the Buffalo Theory to his buddy, Norm.
I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this .

'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'�
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lmao, nice

now it makes perfect sense to me.

Why does alcohol kill the weakest brain cells first? And what defines a “weak” brain cell?

Terrible I tell you, just terrible. This poses a negative influence on the MC members and I vote close this thread at once.

RIP nair it was great having you aboard bud you will be missed

NAIR said:

Why does alcohol kill the weakest brain cells first? And what defines a “weak” brain cell?

Terrible I tell you, just terrible. This poses a negative influence on the MC members and I vote close this thread at once.

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Have a few beers and it will become clear to you !!!!

only the strong survive!
drink it up
shit I'm working in fuckin Buffalo right now
can you say GHETTO!!!