Jose Canseco fight!!

please make it a good ass whipping. Dudes gotta be hurting for cash if he is willing to do it for 5k though.

I wonder if he will go on cycle for the fight??

Jose Canseco, because things are going so well for him these days, has been looking for someone to go toe-to-toe with him in a celebrity (and I use that term very, very loosely) boxing match. He had recently been offering $5,000 to get someone to accept the challenge, and for a while, everyone, as they usually do, completely ignored Jose Canseco.

But a brave hero has finally stepped up so that this stupid fight may finally take place. And that hero is former Philadelphia Eagles return man Vai Sikahema. What a relief that must be for the millions of you who sit around all day and wistfully think, "Man, when is Jose Canseco going to fight Vai Sikahema?!"

Canseco claims that he's earned black belts in Kung fu, Taekwondo, and Muay Thai. I'd love to doubt him (and I sort of do), but the man does have a certain track record for telling the truth. He's also going to have a considerable height and weight advantage over Sikahema.

As for Sikahema's qualifcations, he grew up wanting to be a professional boxer, and he fought in a National Golden Gloves Championship that would eventually be won by a fellow named Sugar Ray Leonard. That explains the goal-post punching celebration you see above (they do look like quality punches).

More recently, he's been staying in shape by anchoring at NBC-10 in Philadelphia and going shopping with Johnny Weir. I hear that's Floyd Mayweather's secret, too.

The fight is scheduled for July 12th in Atlantic City. I will consider watching it if the promoters call me and offer me $49.95 to do so.

YEAH MY LOCAL NEWS IS PHILLY AND VAI SIKAHEMA WAS ALL PUMPED UP ABOUT IT IN LAST NIGHTS NEWS BROADCAST,LMAO, I HOPE VAI WHOOPS ON cONSACO

If Consaco is so well rounded as a fighter then why doesnt he step into an octagon like a real man, everyone knows rings are for girls,lmao

Let set up a challenge with him and Irishpride. (Hey, I could have something here!!
Hell, I'd fight that Idiot!!)

any more news on this??

lmao no shit id fight him if he beat me id get a bat and end it once and for all hes such a douche.

Kimbo slice would have been a good opponent.

Man these guys cant stay out of the news

didnt Via fight someone else not too long ago

conseco is a piece of shit... i think it's just another way to try and push his book... fuckin' douche

as if the jetfuel ad wasnt enough

so I'm the only one rooting for canseco here? '89 Oakland A's baby! The bash brothers were the coolest!

jaywooly said:

so I'm the only one rooting for canseco here? '89 Oakland A's baby! The bash brothers were the coolest!

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I agree and I have the bashbrothers baseball card....mac and jose were killers.

i would pay someone else just to be allowed to fight jose in a cage..